I’m not sure of the reasons for coming out with limited edition Oreos, since it isn’t hard to get people to buy and eat regular Oreos.
Just place them on a plate next to a glass with cold milk or a glass bong with chronic marijuana and watch them disappear like $30 Blu-Ray players on Black Friday at Walmart or my patience when the person in front of me pays for things using only dimes, nickels and pennies.
Since 2008, Nabisco has been producing the Limited Edition Candy Cane Oreo for the Christmas season. Unfortunately, these cookies aren’t as useful as actual candy canes, which can be used as tree ornaments or an impromptu weapon when the dysfunctional family Christmas dinner gets too dysfunctional.
The Limited Edition Candy Cane Oreo combines three colors usually found in hell: black death, bloody red and soul white. One chocolate cookie has the usual Oreo imprint, while the other cookie has a snowflake imprint, and in between the cookies are red and white cremes. If you twist off one of the cookies, you’ll see the division of red and white creme, which looks disturbing because it kind of looks like the red creme is a tongue licking the white creme. So if you’re one of those people who like to lick the creme to oblivion, from certain angles, it might look like you’re French kissing the cookie.
The cookies smell and taste like the heavenly Girl Scout Thin Mints, although a slightly weaker minty version of them. They’re also less minty than regular Mint Oreos. These limited edition Oreos might be less minty than Thin Mints, but at least acquiring them doesn’t include having to deal with pushy Girl Scouts who are trying to get me to buy several more boxes than I should using the proven selling techniques of guilt.
The “crunchy sprinkles” in the red and white creme provide a pleasant added crunch to the cookies, which you might think would get lost in the crunch of the chocolate cookies, but instead provide a crystalline crunch on top of the cookie crunch.
Like my use of the word “crunch” and all of its derivatives in the previous sentence, there are a lot of sprinkles in the creme, which will make it feel like a well used piece of coarse sandpaper if you’re one of those people who like to lick the creme to oblivion. Sadly, the sprinkles don’t seem to be tiny bits of candy cane and both creme colors have the same vanilla minty flavor.
If you want your Oreo cookies to be as festive as a Christmas tree or that godawful sweater your co-worker wears every year to the company Christmas party, these Limited Edition Candy Cane Oreos will do the trick. If you like your Oreos to be addictive, then these will also do the trick.
If you missed them in stores this year, expect them to be around this time again next year, like extended shopping mall hours and a new annoying Elmo toy.
(Nutrition Facts – 2 cookies – 140 calories, 60 calories from fat, 6 grams of fat, 2 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 115 milligrams of sodium, 45 milligrams of potassium, 22 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 14 grams of sugar, 1 gram of protein and 6% iron.)
Item: Limited Edition Candy Cane Oreo
Price: $3.99
Size: 10.5 ounces
Purchased at: Target
Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Tastes like Girl Scout Thin Mints. Addictive. Crunch sprinkles add a different texture. Thin Mints flavor without the Girl Scout guilt. Lots of crunchy sprinkles. Getting one of the few $30 Blu-Ray players on Black Friday. Regular Oreos.
Cons: Crunch sprinkles don’t seem to be bits of candy cane. Licking creme feels like licking coarse sandpaper. Limited edition. Having to defend or attack with a candy cane. High fructose corn syrup. Uses colors usually found in hell.
Buy some thin mints, bitch!
Actually I like the regular mint oreos, but I rarely buy cookies for home consumption since I find it too easy to consume them all.
I know what you mean. Cookie Monster would be proud of me.
Where did you get these cookies from? Need to find some. I want my taste buds to be like yours.
I’ve seen them at Target.
I think they make new Oreo variations for the same reason that Nestle Japan makes different KitKat flavors, we’re all dumb enough to try them even when we know they’ll pale in comparison to the original. And, we never learn from bad experiences.
Sometimes I wish Nabisco would release a new limited edition flavor of Oreos every month or regional Oreos.
I’m wondering how these compare to Candy Cane Joe-Joes from Trader Joe’s? They have stood the test of Limited Edition time; anyone with a Trader Joe’s nearby can attest to their more frequent trips in that direction just to see if the vaunted cookies have made their annual arrival! For those without, I suppose the Oreos suffice?
I have some Joe-Joes. I’ll stop at walmart and get these if they have them.
I wish I could say I’ve had TJ’s Joe-Joes. I look forward to trying them if I can bribe my sister in SF to send me some.
I didn’t even know these existed!
Now you know and now the thought of these will haunt you until next year.
The regular white Oreo stuffing is far too sweet and sugar loaded for me, i don’t know how these are compared to the regular white ones. I like the idea of new flavors of oreos, just wish they can dial down the sugar.
btw, is there any way to just buy oreos without the creme?
These are a heaven send for the mentally unstable like me at christmas time. there is nothing else that can bring on the joy of the season like sitting down with a plate of these and pretending those crushed up candy canes in the filling are actully broken shards of glass that mother snuck in to MURDER ME, running around the living room screaming “Damn you mother and Nabisco!” while my friends carrot and onion try to call 911 for help but they cannot as they are vegtables and have no fingers or the ability to talk.
picked up a bag of these at Target today ($2.89)
highly addictive…
Where can I find candy cane oreos? Bought some at Target but can’t find them anywhere.
I believe Target is the only places selling them this year.