PRIZE DRAWING: Because We Want To Make Your Jaw Hurt

Marvo Prize Drawing

Hey Impulsive Buy readers! We just got a gaggle of Stride iD Gum packs from the folks at Stride Gum. We’ve got four sets of all three flavors — Berry Melon, Peppermint, and Spearmint.

I could keep them for myself, chew them all, save every used piece to form a huge wad of gum, and then shape the chewed gum into whatever me and the ghost of Patrick Swayze come up with. Or we could give away the four sets to lucky Impulsive Buy readers.

Yeah, we’ll do that.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Stride iD prize drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You can say whatever you want in your comment, but it MUST INCLUDE one of the following words: pepper, spear, berry, melon, or mint.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s open to everyone who’s at least 18 years old.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

Hey @theimpulsivebuy! I’m McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor! #idgum #fakeidgum

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you anything about hot llamas looking for companionship in your area. Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you photos of random men walking out of late night massage parlors. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or tired jaws.

74 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because We Want To Make Your Jaw Hurt”

  10. It’s too early to comment with a witty sentence using the words pepper, spear, berry, melon, or mint. Perhaps if they made a coffee flavored gum???

  13. I LOVE, LOVE peppermint and would really like to win all this gum! I have a serious chewing gum fetish and this stash would help me to feed my habit. I really enjoy your blog, as well.

  14. Peppermint gum is the best for long flights, like those to brazil with no luggage fee, so you can bring back crazy brazilian snack foods…

  18. I love gum. Love love love gum. Chew it whenever I can. Melon. If I had two mouths, I could chew even more. Gum gum gum gum. Sigh. I’m done. Excelsior.

  20. I mint to comment sooner but I couldn’t spear a moment. (Double points for two words, or point deduction for terrible puns?)

  37. This is exciting, like a choose your own adventure. Except I chose melon instead of spear and ended up on the wrong end of that exchange.

  49. I used a spear to dig a hole in a melon and stuffed it with pepper and berry. Then I chewed a mint to cool off.

  53. pepper, spear, berry, melon, or mint.

    While walking in the ID Stride Forest, I was able to spear me some berry and melon while a dusting of pepper & mint fell from the mouth of Shaun White.

  57. If Mrs. Sissippi wore Miss. Souri’s New Jersey, what would Della wear? I don’t know, I’ll aska ( Alaska)! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Oh and by the way melon.

  67. I’m gonna pepper everyone with spears and melons!! Oh that wouldn’t be berry nice 😉

  68. I love this new gum! The peppermint is just minty enough and the melon berry is not that weird honeydew mint flavor.

  71. I’ve never tried id gum, nice giveaway 🙂 The berry melon flavor reminds me of an idiot customer at work who asked for her fruit cup (that the kitchen makes daily but mixes in a huge batch) to not have any of “that yucky green melon. I won’t eat it!” Apparently a grown woman in her 50s feels the need to throw a tantrum about melon. Smh.

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