Hey, guys. Listen. Seriously, listen. I have found a well-kept secret from the Mediterranean that you do not want to miss. I really think it’s going to be the next Big Thing.
I can feel you quivering with anticipation, so I won’t drag it out: it’s Greek yogurt.
Wait, what? Greek yogurt has already gained mainstream popularity and has inundated the country’s supermarket dairy sections? How was I supposed to know that? Okay, well keep listening, because here’s the twist: there’s now Greek frozen yogurt.
Oh, that’s not new either? Where did you hear that? Oh, maybe it was here. Or here. Or here. Or here.
Sigh. The saying is true; there is nothing new under the sun.
But hey, these Yoplait Greek Frozen Yogurt Bars are different. They’re new! And they’re made by Yoplait! I’ve trusted Yoplait for all my yogurt needs since I was a youth. Plus, they taught me about the silent “t” well before Stephen Colbert came on the scene.
A brief refresher course on Greek yogurt: it is also called strained yogurt, because, um…it’s been strained. Specifically, they squuuuueeeze out the whey, leaving a substance that is thicker than your average yogurt, yet still rich in flavor but lower in sugar and carbs.
Yoplait Greek Frozen Yogurt Bars also come in Raspberry, Peach, and Strawberry Banana, but I chose the Honey Caramel variety because, in addition to never having tried Greek frozen yogurt, I’ve also never tried anything honey caramel-flavored. In fact, I’ve never even seen anything honey caramel-flavored before this.
Now I’m paranoid that there’s some honey caramel craze out there that I’m not aware of. I’m going to look like a pretty big idiot making fun of Greek yogurt at the beginning of this review when honey caramel has taken over store shelves and I haven’t even noticed. Maybe I’m in the dark, like Winnie the Pooh with his head stuck in the honey pot. Or a beehive. Man, that bear was stupid. I don’t want to be Winnie-the-Pooh stupid.
Right off the bat, the box of Yoplait’s Greek Frozen Yogurt Bars wants to hit me over the head with healthy boasts like “2x the protein of regular frozen yogurt”, “only natural flavors”, and “live and active cultures”.
I’ve always been kind of creeped out by yogurt’s live and active cultures, but I figure it’s better than dead and inactive cultures, or even undead cultures. Oh sure, everyone expects the zombie apocalypse to come from some sort of virus or science experiment gone wrong, but nobody suspects the yogurt.
…Yeah, I’m definitely paranoid.
While I’ve never had frozen Greek yogurt, I have had its refrigerated counterpart, so when I tried the Yoplait Honey Caramel bar, I was expecting the tartness that is the signature of Greek yogurt. I got that tartness, but it was more subtle, and also brought along a good friend – sweetness.
In fact, subtlety seems to be the word of the day for these yogurt bars. It was tart but not too tart and sweet but not cloyingly so. The caramel was delicious but not like eating a giant spoonful of the stuff. There was a hint of honey; that was one flavor that may have been a little too subtle, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
The yogurt was very smooth and creamy, and it held up very well as I ate it. No sticky hands here. I’m assuming the qualities of the yogurt – especially the Greek part – were responsible for it not melting down my hand.
I’m far, far from a health nut, but it’s hard not to notice that the daily value percentages under the nutritional facts are single digits across the board. These yogurt bars are good and good for you! Well, at the very least, they’re not very bad for you.
I find it interesting that all the things I liked the most about Yoplait Greek Frozen Yogurt Bars Honey Caramel could just as easily be construed as faults by someone with a different palate. “Not sweet enough.” “Not tart enough.” “Not enough caramel.” “Not enough honey flavor.” Oh wait, I actually said that one.
Different strokes for different folks, as they say, and Yoplait stroked me the right way. Wait, that came out wrong. And it rhymed. Four times. You’re lucky you’re so tasty, Honey Caramel Yogurt Bars.
(Nutrition Facts – 1 bar – 90 calories, 15 calories from fat, 1.5 grams of total fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 15 milligrams of cholesterol, 15 milligrams of sodium, 110 milligrams of potassium, 13 grams of total carbohydrates, 12 grams of sugars, 5 grams of protein, and 15% calcium.)
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On Second Scoop
Item: Yoplait Greek Frozen Yogurt Bars Honey Caramel
Purchased Price: $3.98
Size: 1 box/6 bars
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 9 out of 10
Pros: Creamy texture with just the right tartness and sweetness. Live and active cultures. Nice caramel taste. No sticky hands. Actually not bad for you. Getting stroked by Yoplait.
Cons: Honey flavor was a little too subtle. The yogurt zombie apocalypse. May not appeal to those who want a sweeter treat with stronger flavor. Committing accidental multiple rhymicide
Wow.. Only 13g of carbs per bar? Not bad! Will have to check the store for these 🙂 Great review!
Thanks!
I decided to try this since they are lower in carbs. I think they’re yummy! Gotta winner here…
I have diabetes and was looking for something good but under 15 carbs and I FOUND THIS!! So good, that when I got home, I search the internet to find out what other people are saying. I definitely agree!! I had one and had to control myself to not eat the other.
Gotta wait until my next snack time!! Lovin’ this 🙂
p.s. And I never ever write reviews, so it’s that GOOD!!
Best frozen treat I have ever had. I loved the flavor and the texture. Everything about it was heavenly! One will never enough~~~
Have not tried the Honey Caramel but LOVE LOVE LOVE the Raspberry ones!!
But: 13 grams of sugar and they’re recommending that women have a max of 100 calories from added sugar (in food, not natural sugar from fruit or milk which is 6 and one half teaspoons. 13 grams is more than half you get for the day since there are 4 grams per teaspoon. Unless you think that sugar comes naturally from the greek yogurt.
hooked on Greek yogurt bars. Great treat.
I eat honey and raspberry.(only ones offered) How about chocolate?
The only disappointment is they always fall off the stick. Have to have a dish nearby.
Omg. My mom eats like 50 of these a day and she’s addicted and its so annoying and she’s wasting money on them stupid popsicles. I’m allergic to dairy so I obviosuly have no review for them. The crunch they make.. grrr it annoys me!!! Ugh I hate popsicles!
HELP! Have to have a Yoplait Greek yogurt bar Honey Caramel every day. Much to my dismay, my grocery store, Food Lion, no longer carries them, nor does a nearby Farm Fresh store in Newport News, VA Hope, hope, hope they have not been discontinued.
Nancy! Try Super Walmart or Meijer 🙂
i think they are DELICIOUS, I couldnt stop raving about them!! yum yum
I love Yoplait Greek Low Fat Frozen Bars. They are only 90 calories and 13 carbs. Great for a diabetic snack when you want something cool and refreshing. Wish there were more coupons once in a while on them as I buy them all the time.
I love…love…love these tasty frozen treats.
Have only tried the Raspberry, totally hooked!!
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, The RASPBERRY YOPLAIT Greek low-fat Frozen Yogurt Bars!!!!
THE Problem I am Having, IS: Every time I go to purchase them, They are All OUT !!! , I Have gone through every Manager, at my local supermarket (SAVEMART) @ S.MAIN, SALINAS, CA. I Would Keep 3~6 boxes in my freezer,
After a couple of days, Yes, I Love Them That MUCH..!!! I would ask them to check in the back, the last 3 times, I heard the SAME Response ~~~Someone, has Taken the Order Sheet, SCRATCHED OFF The Raspberry bars!! This is “Perplexed me to no End!!! Especially, Since this is the ONLY STORE in TOWN, That has any Knowledge of this Wonderful Product !!!! PLEASE HELP!!!?? Where / How, Can I Purchase MORE?? A,S.A.P. Thank You, so very Much. for your time…….
I heard that the Honey Carmel flavor is being discontinued. I can not find in any stores, would this be true or a rumor?????
Bev
I can’t find it too and I love it
Just when I find something I REALLY love……….can’t find it at Wal Mart, HyVee, or Fareway!! When I asked at HyVee, it was suggested I contact the company. I miss the honey carmel the most!
Char,
You must be from Iowa. I can’t find them either. If you do, please post. I have tried all stores also. I plan on calling yoplait to see what’s up. If anyone else finds them, please post. Thank you.
I also love the honey carmel bars and miss them terribly. What has happened to them?
Bring them back with the 13 grams of sugar. Way better than the other junk out there.
I love the honey caramel frozen Greek yogurt bars but was told by Wal-Mart personnel that they no longer carry them. I live in Ocean Springs, MS. Where can I buy them locally? Can I buy them online and pick them up locally? They are a wonderful treat.
Char,
You must be from Iowa. I can’t find them either. If you do, please post. I have tried all stores also. I plan on calling yoplait to see what’s up. If anyone else finds them, please post. Thank you.
why can I no longer find the Yoplait frozen Greek yogurt bars at the grocery store