I really like pudding, but I’m not sure why.
It could be because pudding is really good. Or because pudding is fun and quick to make. Or because pudding is something I enjoy licking off of a woman’s body. I don’t know.
What I do know is that the Jell-O Oreo Instant Pudding I bought was really good. Then again I really enjoy anything labeled Oreo or cookies and cream, but not as much as licking pudding off of a woman’s body.
Anyway, making the pudding took less than five minutes and after I was done, I let it sit in the refrigerator for awhile.
Later, I pulled the bowl out and began eating it.
While eating it, I flipped through the 200-plus television stations I can watch and I happened to come across The Cosby Show. Then, thanks to Mr. Cosby, an idea popped into my head:
JELL-O PUDDING POPS, BABY!!!
You blogging moms like that idea, right? Pretty good, eh? I feel so Martha-ish.
I think I’d make a great blogging dad some day. If only I didn’t scare women away with that whole licking-pudding-off-of-their-body-thing.
Although making pudding pops was a good idea, there was a slight problem: I’ve never made pudding pops before. I didn’t know what I could use to put the pudding in, so that I could stick it in the freezer.
At first, I thought about putting the pudding into my, “Coffee: The Breakfast of Office Workers†coffee mug, but realized that I would have a pretty huge pudding pop on my hands.
Then I had the great idea to use an ice cube tray. So I scooped out the pudding and put them into the ice tray’s slots. I let them sit in the freezer for a couple of hours and they turned into frozen pudding goodness.
However, I had a problem with taking them out of the ice tray.
I know, blogging moms. I should’ve put popsicle sticks in them.
Unfortunately, I used up all of my popsicle sticks because when I role-play, I like to play doctor.
The pudding pops turned out pretty good, but I found out if you leave them in the freezer for more than a couple of days, freezer burn sets in.
So if you like Oreos, pudding, or licking stuff off of a person’s body, then I would recommend Jell-O Oreo Instant Pudding.
Item: Jell-O Oreo Instant Pudding
Purchase Price: $1.69
Rating: 4 out of 5
Pros: Great tasting. Quick and easy to make. Great to lick off of body parts, if partner is willing.
Cons: Remember to use popsicle sticks when making pudding pops. Can get messy if trying to lick off of body parts.