July Prize Drawing!!!

Marvo General, Prize Drawing

The other week I reviewed the new Trojan Mint Tingle Condoms, which I received from Impulsive Buy reader, Robert, who has Trojan Condoms as a client at the public relations firm he works at.

Now he sent me several boxes of the Trojan Mint Tingle Condoms and a couple of boxes of the Trojan Warm Sensation Condoms, which is way too many boxes for me, since the extent of my love life right now involves me occasionally grinding my body pillow and calling it Winona.

So I have an excess of condoms, or as I like to call them, “Baby Blockers” or “VD Defenders.” Because I’m tired of using them as water balloons and my body pillow has no chance of getting pregnant, I’ve decided to give away the extra boxes of condoms.

This month, two lucky Impulsive Buy readers will each receive ONE brand new box of Trojan Mint Tingle Condoms and another reader will receive a brand new box of Trojan Warm Sensation Condoms.

Holy crap! I feel like Planned Parenthood…or a condom dispenser in a seedy bar restroom.

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Blow me” in it and whatever else you would like to say.

Or, if you think I like comments just to satisfy my fragile ego, you can also enter by sending me an email with the phrase “Blow me” in the subject field.

If you leave a comment, you must fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, July 17, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, and Canada. (Sorry to the rest of the world.)

To determine the winners, the email of each person who enters will be printed on a small piece of paper and dropped into an unrolled Trojan Mint Tingle Condom. I will then blow up the condom like a balloon, using various oral techniques.

Then I will shake the condom to mix the entries and then pop the condom using something long and hard, like a screwdriver, causing the entries to fall to the floor. The first two entries I pick up will be the winners of the Mint Tingle condoms and the third entry I pick up will be the winner of the Warm Sensation condoms.

I know. I know. It would’ve been easier to just stick them in a jar, shake the jar, and pull the winners out from the jar, but I got to say “oral,” “long and hard,” and “screwdriver.”

Good luck!

Fine Print: Bananas and sex partners not included. The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about a teen getting her first facial cumshot. The Impulsive Buy also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you a letter from a bank telling you that you’re pre-qualified for a $10,000 loan. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, pregnancy, or the spread of STDs.

66 thoughts to “July Prize Drawing!!!”

  6. An inflatable sex toy might say, “I get so tired of people waiting to BLOW ME up and have their way with me.”

  7. “Blow me” like a tuba. What you’ve got I’ve got to get and put it… er, somewhere… maybe in that back hall… or next to the davenport.

  13. Blow me – No seriously, please do.. .actually wait, no, don’t…

  18. There is something so very wrong about a woman with no uterus telling a man “BLOW ME” just for a chance to win condoms, and yet, here I am….

  27. You did this just so everyone would proposition you didn’t you? Now you can tell friends that 50 or 60 people have asked you to go down on them in the last 2 days. Marvo, you are a genius.

  28. July 18th is my birthday what a way to start it by finding out I am getting free condoms. When my g/f what would you like to do for your b-d. I can say I don’t know why don’t you BLOW ME while I think about it. 😉

  29. BLOW ME!!!!! BLOW ME!!!! BlOW ME!!! (shouldn’t you be saying that to me?!)

    The Trojan Mint Condom review was AWESOME Marvo! One of my favorites! Haha… you actually tested them out on a Banana!! Thats great!

  34. I just like to win contests, so I can say “blow me” to all the people that actually pay for movie tickets, pizzas, and condoms.

  35. Is it correct to say “blow me” when the “me” is a woman? Do we still call it giving head? I need to know these things!

  36. Blow me, but not with one of those dam condoms on. Thats only necessary for Sailors, or in Tijuana.

  41. Darice – No, I think I can do it virtually.

    Amy in GA – I don’t know about bragging about this. After all, about half of them are guys.

    Ultimate Best Vamp Ever – If you had a flotation device on, then it wouldn’t matter.

    theinfamousj – Well, “blow me” could mean something else, depending where your mind is.

    nat – I think when I find the right woman, the condoms will probably have expired. 🙁

  45. “blow me”

    Is “blowing” an actual part of the process? I’ve got a (ergh) image of a girl blowing on a guy, and his balls inflating.

  49. Ha. Your giveaways are always so random and bizarre.

    Anyone who doesn’t think so can blow me.

  50. “Well, blow me down” said Popeye to Bluto. PS- Could Robert get me an autograph from Trojan Man?

  51. BLOW ME!….so I won’t catch any “social diseases” while working the corner to pay for internet access so I can read your sexy blog.

  52. I would say “blow me”, but that just doesn’t seem right…now if you say “blow me”, that could be alright;>

    By the way…I will be a birthday girl in one week;>

  58. I’ve got to get those condoms. Maybe not for sex, since I can’t get any to save my life, but just because I like free stuff.

    Hook it up Marvo

  63. blow me.
    ride my raging windswept heart!

    + cool points for the obscure reference!

  66. Entries for this month’s prize drawing will no longer be accepted.

    Thank you to those who participated.

    The winner will be announced on Wednesday, July 20th.

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