Hello Visitors From Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day!

Marvo General

Right now, The Impulsive Buy is being bombarded by visitors from somewhere unknown Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day. I just want to welcome those visitors from somewhere unknown Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day and hope you enjoy your stay here.

The Impulsive Buy is dedicated to providing humorous quasi-reviews about various consumer goods. Each review goes off on some tangent, but almost always comes back to complete the review. If it didn’t, we wouldn’t be a quasi-review website. Instead we would be some quasi-babbling website.

The Impulsive Buy USUALLY posts two or three reviews a week. About one in every fifty are actually any good.

The staff of The Impulsive Buy are not experts, but they do like to try anything that has any of the following words on the product: new, improved, new and improved, better tasting, reconditioned, less fat, fat-free, best-selling, less calories, reduced for quick sale, limited edition, free toy, 50% off, or now with Olestra.

Thanks for visiting.

Marvo
Editor
The Impulsive Buy

PS – Where the heck are you folks coming from?

48 thoughts to “Hello Visitors From Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day!”

  3. “The sun does shine sometimes” – says Electroworm as it expands nationwide

    At last, a heating system has arrived on the market, here in the Southwest, that is reliable, clean, quick and easy to fit and is being sold at AFFORDABLE PRICES relative to other systems.

    Successful for the last two years predominantly in the southwest of England, ELECTROWORM have now launched an informative website to complement the unique personal contact employed in interacting with their customers.

    From their Torpoint offices in South East Cornwall, the company trade in heating units which have been successfully used in Germany and Europe generally for over thirty years. The radiators are of a storage nature, but differ in their use in that they are not primarily heated overnight. The novelty lies in their working from the normal ring main circuitry; hence the slogan ‘PLUG IN AND WARM UP!’

    The many existing happy Electroworm customers range from homeowners in exposed locations whose houses have never been warm enough in winter, through Residential Homes where the vulnerable elderly residents are now enjoying a new level of contentment. Others include companies…

    BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.  Marvo hates comment spam.

    Comment spam is boring, but is fun when I get to mess with it.

  6. Clean up your site. you are being disrespectful to Kim and her followers….. the below line was taken from your site….

    PS – Where the heck are you folks coming from?

  7. Congratulations from Iowa here. Great reviews (loved the Snapple one!). I’ve subscribed and am looking forward to more hilarity.

  10. Got a kick out of your site…..
    I am here from Kim Komando’s Cool Site recommendation. She only uses the best on the web. Keep up the good work, cause we all need to laugh more.

  11. Hey, “darling”, MARVO is the chief commando around here. if he wanted a review of the Electro-worm or whatever the F it’s called, he’d a done it himself. (altho i suppose we should celebrate that electro-vermin has a “no hard selling policy” … i mean, spamming someone else’s site, that’s no hard sell, right?)
    and marv, “1 good review out of 50”? pshaw. your batting average is more like 49 out of 50, baby!

  14. Are you mt brother? Sure sounds like something he would do. Thanks to Kim, Your site will likly overload and crash. Hope not.

  15. Hiya:

    Came here from Kim’s site of the day. Your website is absolutely hilarious, WTG on making the ” Site Of The Day ” and greetings from Indiana, USA!!

  17. Wow, the big time, baby! (Actually, I’ve had quite a bit of clickover traffic today too, and I couldn’t figure out why until now.)

  20. jb – WOW!!! That’s sooo cool! I hope the server my blog is on doesn’t crash. Knock on wood. ::looking for wood:: WHERE’S THE WOOD! MUST FIND WOOD! I DON’T HAVE WOOD!

    gko – I like to call the new iPod nano commercial with all the album covers, “iPod diarrhea.”

    darling – Oh, obvious comment spam. You aren’t my friend. I wish cooties upon you.

    laanba – Nah, I’m more of a one-hit wonder, who will fade back into obscurity, like Rico Suave.

    Electro-what? – Electro-what? Electro-who? Electro-where? Electro-I don’t care!!!

    Electro-what? – OMG, I’m being disrespectful? Maybe I should’ve cleaned up the place. Maybe I should’ve popped some gum in my mouth. Deodorant? That might’ve helped.

    Sally – Thank Sally! Hello from Hawaii!

    LaneO – Yup, but I spit on obvious comment spammers. Pitooie! Also, I edit comment spam. Yay!

    Grins – That’s okay. I believe in karma and I expect the spammers to die while eating spam.

    Kandi – Thanks, I’m glad you enjoyed your stay. Please come again.

  21. Lurker.

    *looks around*

    Not ‘spammer’, lurrrker.

    Well.. so much for lurking. You’re classic as always Marvo. Congrats on the coolsite thingy mah bob. 😉

    ps. Where the darn Swiffer Carpet Flick?? Remember that?? HuH????

  22. TG – I don’t know about chief commando, except when I go commando.

    govtdrone – Well, right now, I’m glad she didn’t. 🙂

    Lord Jezo – Aren’t you ALWAYS riding my coat tails? 😉

    RKStaggers – I’m still trying to find wood to knock on for luck.

    Paulie – Hello Indiana! Mmm…Basketball.

    Daily Deals – Review? Oh yeah, that WAS a review. 😉

    cybele – Perhaps, too big time. Still hoping the server does bring my blog down.

    Bryan – No problem, and I expect a check at the end of the month. 😉

    Ron Zeno – I like them both.

    Damasta – I really did buy one, but I haven’t opened it yet.

  25. OK Alaska Girl here doesn’t know who Kim Kommando is, but I am always happy to hear that Tom is getting more encouragement to chew on mint flavored condoms and risk indigestion for my entertainment. But remember all you newbies, I liked him before he was cool!

  28. I think my mind is officially jell-o. As of now I have been awake for..108 hours and… a handful of minutes. You’d think I’d have.. at least passed out by now. Nope. I’m tired, but just can’t sleep. I’m sorry for the unrelated spam comment, but.. I’m just gonna use this as my own personal rant real quick. Please forgive me, Marvo.. and.. good work with the.. site thingy.

    1. I can’t deal with all this right now. Too much stress, too many set backs. I’m tired and burnt out.
    2. I hate doctors. I know, they do good work. But, at this point.. they are near the bottom of my list… And I have to deal with em now more than ever
    3. I miss Jessica. What is that I’m ‘too nice’ crap? What kind of reason is that to break up with someone.
    4. I’m so burnt out on school that just waking up in the morning to go is so depressing, I barely manage to pull it off.
    5. I really, really miss Jessica.
    6. I hate looking for a new relationship, but I’m not really all that happy single. Maybe it ain’t too healthy that I’m only really happy if I have someone to share it with, but.. I dunno.

    I could go on and on, but.. I really don’t wanna complain anymore than I have. I don’t like to complain. But.. I had to get that out. Er.. thanks. Sorry again for the spam.

    -PFC Andy

  29. hey if you like good wine, get some 100% Grape juice,4 gallons ,add 10 cups sugar, 1 gal h2o boiled with the sugar, 1 gal of cold water , and i pk wine yeast put a baloon over the 6 gallion jar and wait 4 weeks for it to stop bubbling then put back in clean containers and try,

  30. Webmiztris – Oh, thank goodness there aren’t any anal leakage memories. I hate throwing away underwear.

    cybele – That had to be the longest comment spam I’ve ever seen. Just rambling on and on…blah, blah, blah. I think “darling” needs an copyeditor.

    Jennifer – Um…Who’s Tom? I’m Marvo. Have you been cheating on me with another quasi-product review blog editor named Tom?

    Karen – In high school, I was voted “Most Likely to Succeed,” but then there was a voting scandal and there was a new election. I lost to my friend. I didn’t even know I was nominated. Anyway, the moral of this story is, “Popularity fades, like collagen and botox injections.”

    Rick – Actually, I thought I “jumped the shark” after the canned pears/Hitler review.

    Andy – I’ve got three words for you: Go to sleep. Oh, I’ve got about 150 more words for you . Sometimes in life shit happens and it’s normal to feel sad and depressed. It’s happened to me numerous of times and now that I look back at those times, I realize that all the shitty things that happened to me probably happened for a reason. Let me give you an example. My last girlfriend broke up with me because I was “safe like her dad.” During that same time, I just happened to have quit my job. Two dramatic things happened to me. I was sad and depressed for months. But if those two things didn’t happen, I don’t think I would be where I’m at today. For me, the way I cope with stress is with humor. So through those hard times, I started up The Impulsive Buy. I also met up with an old high school friend of mine who eventually told me about the non-profit organization job I’m at now, which I totally love. So basically, what I’m trying to say is, you can never predict the future and I think that’s one of the great things about life. You never know what will happen tomorrow, next week, or next month. Sure there will be crappy things, but there will also be some fucking great things as well. And I’m sure that there will be some fucking great things happening in your life as well. So now go to bed. 🙂

    dick – That’s how they make wine!?! Wow, the instructions look as easy as making crystal meth.

  33. Hey Marvo, you also gave “Just A Geek” a perfect score. And, I think, the Reese’s cookies got one too, with one of my favorite TIB lines…”If these were girl scout cookies, the Thin Mints would totally be their bitch.”

  34. Indeed.. Yea, I’ve had more than my share before this, and in comparison to some of the other stuff I’ve gone through, it isn’t too bad. But still, been very stressed lately with a lot of stuff, and just haven’t been dealing with it all well. And of course.. you are very right about the future. Heh, thanks Marvo.. And yea, I managed to get some sleep last night.. maybe 4-5 hours, but still. Although.. I feel much more tired now than I did with 110+ awake. I think.. after a while ya just forget you are awake, so ya stop caring. Oh well. I got a few classes to sleep in, I’m sure I’ll catch up in no time. Thanks again Marvo.. been spazzing out a bit lately, nice of ya to take it in stride. 🙂

  35. Hmmm….cool site of the day?
    Try weird, freaky, and prepubescent.

    About the last one, I plead the fifth. 😉

  36. By the way–

    your site is pretty damn cool though. 😉 I come here every day right? I don’t really know if that’s a compliment though. 🙂

  37. My favorite review was the Dentyne Fire. One fated day, Google led me to your site by way of that review and I’ve been hooked ever since.

  38. sorry Tom is the name of the guy i was on the phone with when I typed my comments. Of course I know your name is Marvo, it is spelled out in limited edition dark chocolate candy bars over the shrine I have built to your magnificence. seriously.

  39. Congrats, Marvo. I haven’t been here for a few days, wow.

    OK, any Kim Komando fans reading, STOP. NOW.

    http://www.komando.com/ is the most poorly-designed website I have ever seen. And why does the domain keep bouncing to an IP? Aren’t they supposed to be a website to show people how to do stuff like this?

  40. Chuck – Wow, it’s like you’re my Number One Fan. 😉

    Andy – Sleep is good. Ice cream is good. If only I could eat ice cream while asleep, that would be really good.

    Sarah – Don’t forget bootylicious!

    Emily – I heart Google and every other search engine. But I like Google best.

    Jennifer – Ooh, dark chocolate. I would totally eat your Marvo shrine.

    Muneer – NO, Kim Komando fans reading…DON’T. STOP. NOW. ROCK. YOUR. BODY. DOWN. TO. TOWN.

  42. Ice cream is good. Hmm.. Maybe.. will some type of funnel, the only problem would be, ya know.. trying not to choke while ya are sleeping. Hmm.

    Interesting.

  44. Chuck – Oh, thank goodness. I like my legs the way they are.

    Andy – Ice cream IV drops.

    Damasta – Sorry, I think I’ll stop using plates so I can pick up crumbs. 🙂

  46. Woohoo Marvo, that’s pretty cool you were mentioned on Kims list. I always listen to her on Saturday night n my local talk radio station 104.7….I have 2 kids, I don’t get often anymore.

    I always read your site on Fridays…I guess you have replaced my nights of drunken debauchery, I suppose I should thank you for saving me from being a total drunk ass.. now I’m just a “kinda” drunk ass.

  47. Andy – Although, the ice cream would have to be melted.

    Andy & Lou – Your drunken debauchery could always happen on Saturday night.

  48. Meh.. could force it through under high pressure.. Although, that could very well kill you. I think I’ll just…eat it, if it’s all the same.

    Hmm.. I’m staring at a Cadbury Caramel Egg (Not a fan of the cream ones).. They should make one with ice cream inside. An ice cream egg. Hmm.

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