Whenever I want to get my kink on at home, I put on a nice tight dress, a pair of black stockings, a brunette wig, six-inch heels, and my favorite shade of lipstick, which is Sexy Fire Red #5. The problem with doing all of this is that I can only wear it indoors or on Halloween, because if I were to go outside on a regular day with all that on, I’m pretty sure Eddie Murphy will come and “accidently” pick me up. To get my kink on when I’m not at home, I like to put on a discreet article of women’s clothing, which is always something I wear under my “normal” clothing.
It’s such a rush to be talking to someone and they don’t know I’m wearing something like a Victoria’s Secret blue lace trim thong or a curve-hugging Frederick’s of Hollywood silk and lace corset or a white Wicked Weasel sheer g-string under my clothing. You would think putting on a piece of women’s clothing would be second nature for me by now, but sometimes when I’m in a hurry, I’ll forget to put something on. Thankfully these Oops! Disposable Panties, which I keep in my car’s glove compartment and get another rush by putting them on in my car in the middle of a Wal-Mart parking lot, saves the day and I can continue my personal kink fest.
These disposable panties come in three colors: pink, blue, and yellow. I chose the pink because they match the color of most of my bras. Oh, and ladies, I just want to let you know that the bra’s underwire also can be uncomfortable for male chests too. As you can see in the photo above, the Oops! Disposable Panties come in an easy to hide disc shape, which is about 1.75 inches in diameter and .75 inches thick. Each disc consists of two “Magic Panties,” which is appropriately named for reasons which I will leave to your kinkiest imaginations.
On my head, the Oops! Disposable Panty looks like the world’s most ineffective shower cap, but when I slip it on my body, it just feels so naughty, so right. The mesh-like material was comfortable and durable while wearing it under my “normal” clothes. Sure, it wasn’t as comfortable as my striped cotton Victoria’s Secret PINK knickers, but it will do fine in a pinch and it makes my ass look damn good. It also wasn’t the sexiest thing I’ve ever put on and it didn’t fit as well as I hoped, but that was probably due to my junk in the front. Apparently one size fits many and I believe that because I have a 31-inch waist and there was definitely was a lot of room to spare for someone with a bigger waist-wise.
According to the packaging, the Oops! Disposable Panties are handy for those heavy flow days, which means absolutely nothing for me and my fellow kinksters out there. What’s important is that they’re washable, so I can use them to get my kink on again and again.
Item: Oops! Disposable Panties
Price: $1.99
Size: 2-pack
Purchased at: Longs Drugs
Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Comfortable and durable. One size fits many. Comes in several colors: blue, pink, and yellow. Convenient for crossdressers on the go. Hygienic and washable. Makes my ass look damn good. Writing this review while rubbing my nipples.
Cons: Didn’t fit as well as I hoped, due to my junk in the front. Not sexy. Not as comfortable as my regular panties. World’s most ineffective shower cap when placed on head.
looks like something you get from the hospital.
They have these at work at the nurses station. I asked the nurse if she has any guys ask for them and she looked at me weird and I said “Well a guy could mess up his underwear.” Right? Right? I’m just saying…
I think you should try wearing them outside as a cap on days when you want to be stared at while you’re jogging.
If you have G.S.P.s “GOAT SMELLING PANTIES”
then this maybe the product for you. You just toss your old G.S.Ps in the trash and put these on. I once had a lady tell me and I use that term lightly that when she went to the ladies room and in the stall pulled her panties down The other ladies could smell her. Well I threw up in my mouth a little.
Well off to breakfast.
I’m a little disappointed, I really think the blue ones would have gone better with your complexion.
Are you going to hold a TIB contest and send your used panties to the winner?
31-inch waist? Marvo, stop teasing us.
Oh sweet jesus.. the images dancing through my head which were all RUINED when I read Neil’s post above… Now I just threw up a little in my mouth…..
Con: not a comestible.
Actually, angry bob thinks that’s a con on all your non-comestible reviews, but more so on some than others.
“my striped cotton Victoria’s Secret PINK knickers”
I think we own the same pair of underwear.
And those totally look like hospital undies.
Oops! Disposable panties, eh? How about that Oops I Crapped my Pants line? Does that get your kink on?
On a side note…I find this utterly disturbing. And my latex clad shaved lamb agrees with me. Well, he baa-ed, so I’m assuming he’s agreeing with me, but whatever.
Thanks Neil. Can I have you email me everyday? It’ll help me shake off the 2 pounds I’ve been trying to loose.
As for the reviewed product, they could be handy for those on Allie (or whatever its called) – its a diet drug which apparently causes “anal leakage.” I’ll take Neil’s emails over that any day…
They *do* look like a shower cap when placed upon one’s head. I’ll give you that.
So they are like normal panties in that they are washable, but they are also like normal panties in that you can throw them away in the event of a major lady-parts malfunction.
I see…
Oh dear god, I hoped I would never see these again.
About a year ago, I was sitting at the bar drinking with a buddy. A bunch of people are around, everyone talking loudly so they can hear over the music. At that magical moment when the music stops, we hear at one end of the bar “I’m in the disposable panty business.” Everyone in there, including the band onstage, stopped what they were doing to stare.
Yep, this was the product he had. In fact he had a whole box of them with him. After he left we all spent the rest of the evening putting those weird paper panties on anything that would hold still. I’m still a bit disturbed by them.
I don’t get it!
I thought all panties were disposable. How are these any more convenient and less embarrassing than throwing an extra pair of underwear in your glove compartment?
Hi Marvo and friends,
I’ve been away for a while, and, like a fat kid at a pancake buffet, I just had to come back for more. And, well, I’m more than a little scared. Now I know what to buy for people I hate.
And Neil, I think I work with that lady.
well, I think I’ve found my new avatar. Best pic ever.
Oh hell yea! another item to add to the gag gift list for all my best buds! I must say Marvo that the pic makes an excellent addition to the ever evolving “Frankenmarvo” composite.
So fun: http://www.oopsdisposablepanties.com/videos.htm
Principal, what are you doing? your name leads to a website which leads back to this review. This is madness!
Madness? THIS IS IMPULSIVE BUY!
Wicked Weasel? haha, Ok, so quick question, why are they both disposable AND washable? Don’t those cancel each other out?
Oh & Neil I used to work with that lady. Even her chair smelled.
Wear them on the outside and pretend to be a superhero.
I think they should give a pair of those panties away in every box of Ali … oily gas discharge and all.
Those can’t possibly support your junk, right Marvo? You need an old fashioned 70s era maxi pad in the crotch to gently cradle your junk.
i bet u scratch off the 2 in 32 and write in the 1 just like jerry seinfield…hehehehe its okay i won’t tell anyone
That’s the same type of panty they give you when you visit the Brazilian section of Heaven on Earth. Except it’s a thong-type, and I’m not sure how they get around it when doing business….I’ve never used it.