NEWS: Totino’s Creates A New Way To Stuff Your Face With Their Pizza

The new Totino’s Pizza Stuffers look like Totino’s took their Party Pizza, folded one end over the other, and then used a mad scientist’s shrink ray to get it down to a size slightly bigger than two or three of their Pizza Rolls.

Or if you eat a lot of Pizza Hut, they look like mini P’Zones.

Or if you eat a lot dim sum, they look like pizza potstickers.

Totino’s Pizza Stuffers come in three varieties: pepperoni, combination, and cheese. Each box contains four Pizza Stuffers and are microwaveable, but, disappointingly, don’t come with crisping sleeves.

A Pepperoni Pizza Stuffer has 280 calories, 15 grams of fat, 3.5 grams of saturated fat, 760 milligrams of sodium, 30 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, and 7 grams of protein. A Combination Pizza Stuffer has 270 calories, 14 grams of fat, 3.5 grams of saturated fat, 700 milligrams of sodium, 30 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, and 7 grams of protein. Both were made using partially hydrogenated soybean oil.

Comments

11 responses to “NEWS: Totino’s Creates A New Way To Stuff Your Face With Their Pizza”

  1. Pizza potstickers–now that sounds like a good idea!

    1. Probably been done at some fancy schmancy dim sum fusion place.

  2. Nadia

    Are these any good?

    1. Short answer: decent. Long answer: if I write a review of them.

  3. bobpuller

    Warning, like regular party pizzas these are made with fake cheese.

    1. Still, I do love dem Party Pizzas.

  4. Natalie

    If these are priced as cheap as the party pizzas, there’s a 99.9% chance I’ll be trying these.

    1. Nope, not as cheap. I picked a box up for $3.99. Stick with Party Pizzas.

  5. Marko

    Those look a lot like Pillsbury Pizza Pops which have been a staple for years here in Canada.

  6. Marko

    And it appears that Totino’s is owned by Pillsbury, so they are likely exactly like pizza pops.

    1. Holy crap! They are Pillsbury Pizza Pops. I wonder why they didn’t offer them in the US. I would pick these up because I’m a phan of P alliteration.