Update: Click here to read our Kellogg’s Wildlicious Wild! Fruit Fusion Pop-Tarts review
When I heard about the Limited Edition Sugar Cookie Pop-Tarts in October, I thought that would be the last new Pop-Tarts flavor Kellogg’s would introduce in 2011. After all, they released five new flavors this year.
I’d list them all, but I believe reading that list might make your ass a little bigger.
But here I am with about three weeks until the end of the year and I’m writing this post about Kellogg’s latest Pop-Tarts flavor — Wildlicious Frosted Wild! Fruit Fusion.
Out of all the Wildlicious Pop-Tarts flavors available, which I also won’t list for fear of making your ass bigger, Frosted Wild! Fruit Fusion is by far the wildest of the bunch because it’s not just one fruit that’s gone wild. This Pop-Tart is the Joe Francis of Pop-Tarts because it makes cherry, orange, strawberry, raspberry, blueberry, and other fruits go wild. It’s topped with yellow frosting, orange icing drizzle, and multi-colored sprinkles.
One Wildlicious Frosted Wild! Fruit Fusion Pop-Tart has 200 calories, 45 calories from fat, 5 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat (made with partially hydrogenated oil), 2 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 1 gram of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 170 milligrams of sodium, 36 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 15 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.
Wildlicious? They seriously need to fire their ad agency.
Are they going for fruit punch or what? If so, can’t they just call it fruit punch? As it is, I predict something non-descript but terribly sweet… (Okay, that’s… not really a stretch, is it?)
Oh, let’s not get so hung up names, it’s a fricking Pop-tart for crying out loud! They’re like the Chips Ahoy of the toaster-pastry department (not a good comparison, but whatever).
Anyway, I’m always happy to see a new Pop-tart hit the market. I immediately start to salivate anticipating how awesome it’ll be biting into a hot piece of that creamy filling.
Wish I could catch a glimpse of it (so I can start the pre-salivating early), but unfortunate for me I’d have to cross the border (or pay an enormous amount of shipping charges) to get this where I live. All we have here, in Canada, are the Frosted Strawberry, Blueberry & Raspberry, Chocolate Chip & Fudge, S’mores, & Strawberry Shake flavors.
I’m sure I can wait until my trip to Orlando this upcoming May.
Sounds awesome.