Hey, Pizza Hut USA, I really enjoyed your Garlic Bread Pizza, but what have you done lately?
Nothing.
But your Middle Eastern counterpart has recently come up with some crazy shit. How crazy? How about a pizza with cones as the edge crust, each of which is stuffed with either cream cheese, honey mustard chicken, or chicken & cream cheese. They’ve also have Kit Kats wrapped in pizza dough. Heck, I wouldn’t be surprised if next month they introduced a pizza with Kit Kat stuffed crust.
Come on, Pizza Hut USA! Grow some culinary balls!