Hello, Foods and Foodettes!
My name is Anthony and I am proud to announce my impending reign of terror against the world of The Impulsive Buy!
I’ve never been good at this whole “quick autobiography” thing, but Marvo gets what Marvo wants, so here goes nothing.
I was born in a country bumpkin town called Los Angeles nearly two decades ago, and when not spending my time running marathons (okay, fine – one marathon, once) and yelling Simpsons quotes in busy subway stations, I enjoy the hell out of a good processed meal.
Marie Callender’s is like a mother to me, if my mother enjoyed hanging out in freezers. I’ve gone to a rave with both Breyers AND Dreyer’s. And Burger King…meh, I don’t really care for Burger King.
But I’ll gladly give their foods a try, in the name of quasi-food reviewing. It can’t be too bad.
Can it?
But who I am isn’t what matters. I’m just excited to finally get a chance eat junk food and write about it. I’m really looking forward to this!
So here’s to some fun and terrifying food reviews!
Welcome to the fold, Anthony! Looking forward to reading your reviews!
Welcome! Are you really not even 20 years old?
I’m not NOT 20 years old…………
Welcome!!! When can we expect our first review? I can’t wait to read it, I can already tell I’m going to thoroughly enjoy your writing style!
Oh dearest Caitlin, it’s already arrived! Check out my author page for some Wendy’s-flavored goodness. And thanks for the support!
This guy doesn’t work for me.
Awh, Flunky! Like I said here, talking about myself like this has never been my strong suit. But so help me, I’ll fight tooth and nail to win you over!