SPOTTED: Smucker’s Uncrustables Roll-Ups

Smucker s Uncrustables Turkey  Colby Jack Roll Ups
Smucker’s Uncrustables Turkey & Colby Jack Roll-Ups
Smucker s Uncrustables Uncured Ham  Cheddar Roll Ups
Smucker’s Uncrustables Uncured Ham & Cheddar Roll-Ups

These savory Uncrustables sure look like sweet Uncrustables. They look like rolled cakes. (Spotted by Leonard G at Target.)

Comments

7 responses to “SPOTTED: Smucker’s Uncrustables Roll-Ups”

  1. Alek

    MMM rolled cakes. Hey why not Uncrustables do a cake sandwich? Raspberry jam in there with almond filling.

    1. holly

      They do this one https://www.smuckersuncrustables.com/products/hazelnut-spread-sandwich But yeah, they could easily expand the sweet options.

  2. T.

    There’s something really unappealing about taking a sandwich out of a freezer and letting it defrost to eat it. Half defrosted sandwich meat and bread ?

    1. holly

      Agreed, basically it boils down to people being lazy as fuck. But actually that doesn’t make 100% sense, because as you said they have to allow it to defrost…so they would need to pull it out before they want to eat it…oh my gosh, when did pb&j get so complicated…I give up.

      1. Mike

        Not sure what disappoints me more. The unnecessary vulgarity, or the site that allows it.

        1. Oh hey, Mike, remember this comment from someone with the username “Truth” who happens to have the same email address as you.

          https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2020/03/06/wendys-breakfast-baconator-review/comment-page-1/#comment-230713

  3. Kihm R Sanders

    What my mother used to call “the height of laziness” – whatever THAT means. All you’ve gotta do now is get somebody to eat it for you…wait a minute, that won’t work. Will it?