Have you ever felt neglected or wanted more from your life? Or were you envious of the so-called cool kids and wondered why you weren’t one of them? If the vegetable world is any indicator, just keep the faith as soon the tide may change.
I mean, look at cauliflower. In my youth, it was the white broccoli that no one cared about. Not good enough to be showcased in those divine kid TV dinners, but also in the shadow of regular broccoli. My oh my, how things can change. Cauliflower is now the bell of the vegetable ball! It works as a mashed potato replacement or a base for pizza crust. If breaded and fried, it can even be a chicken wings substitute. WOW! You go, cauliflower! No one will ever doubt you again.
Cauliflower is the star ingredient in three new frozen Green Giant treats, with zucchini taking the reins for one as well. They are shaped like either rings or fries, seemingly so that they can replace your hankering for onion rings or French fries.
The packaging on all shouts that these are CRISPY & CRUNCHY. You will see below that the fries do a better job of achieving this. The fillings are also all very similar, more of a very slightly chunky puree. Akin to a potato mash, but not so heavy, with definitely a lighter hit to your stomach.
Cauliflower Three Cheese with Bacon Rings
These have a nice crunch, but also a subdued flavor. It’s tough to tell that the cheese is there, so I’d like to adjust the description to a one or two cheese flavor. Three is definitely pushing it. I thought it was going to ooze out, but I found only one or two orange pockets of goodness.
The bacon flavor is a little more prevalent, and I can definitely taste the smokiness throughout. I didn’t see any actual pieces, but bacon is there in the ingredient list. Coupled with the breading, the puree’s creaminess, the smokiness, and the occasional burst of cheese, these were pretty good. Nice complex flavor!
Purchased Price: $2.09
Purchased at: Acme
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (About 3 rings) 210 calories, 8 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 330 milligrams of sodium, 30 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 5 grams of protein.
Cauliflower French Onion Rings
These look similar to the one above, but with more herbs speckled throughout the filling. The French onion flavor is there, but it is at a level even less so than the cheese or bacon from the previous one. You definitely have to work for the taste, which is a tad artificial. It makes me long for an actual onion that I could slurp out of its deep fried shell. I was definitely missing onion rings while eating this one.
Purchased Price: $2.09
Purchased at: Acme
Rating: 5 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (About 3 rings) 200 calories, 7 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 270 milligrams of sodium, 30 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 5 grams of protein.
Cauliflower Ranch with Bacon Fries
The fries’ preparation requires double the amount of oven time from the rings, but it makes a huge difference. While they do come out a little on the oily side, it is worth it as they come out super crispy. In fact, with my first few cauliflower fries, I thought I was maybe eating actual French fries for a second!!!
The filling stays really creamy, and it is a nice contrast to the crunchy outside. But the flavors for this one are disappointing. I taste zero bacon, but the ranch does make an appearance.
Purchased Price: $2.09
Purchased at: Acme
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (About 11 fries) 170 calories, 7 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 320 milligrams of sodium, 21 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 4 grams of protein.
Zucchini Garlic and Parmesan Fries
This last iteration uses zucchini as its base instead of cauliflower. It is a nice change of pace as you can really taste the zucchini. In contrast, cauliflower doesn’t have an intense flavor profile.
These are gloriously crispy like the other ones, and while there is a little bit of garlic, the parmesan is predominant and a bit intense. However, with everything going on, it actually becomes a little too salty, kind of ruining the entire experience.
Purchased Price: $2.09
Purchased at: Acme
Rating: 6 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (About 11 fries) 180 calories, 8 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 360 milligrams of sodium, 23 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 1 gram of sugar, and 4 grams of protein.
French fries and onion rings are safe atop their deep fried throne, but if you are looking to switch it up and get a couple of servings of veggies in there, these are a fantastic choice.
You can probably skip the French onion rings and zucchini fries. Go for the three cheese rings as these are best eaten on their own with their multi-layered flavor. And definitely pick up the bacon ranch fries but make sure you eat them with your favorite condiment.
Amongst all this dining on rings and fries, I hope potatoes and onions don’t get too jealous!
Nice review, thanks! Bummer about the french onion ones…when I saw the package picture at the start, that was the one I was most drawn towards seeking out.
The cauliflower tots I tried really aren’t bad but the nutrients weren’t all that different from just eating the real thing. Read your labels!
this is the kind of frankenfood we get when companies go after buzzy foods and try to cash in before it’s out again.
I laugh because these are essentially either calorically worse or equal to their real counterparts….so like what’s the point? lol
But they have electrolytes!
I have no idea if I like cauliflower, because to the best of my knowledge I’ve never tried it even once in my life. After seeing these new Green Giant products, I’m still not tempted to try cauliflower.
So what do you eat, and instant, microwave, garbage fake food eater? DISGUSTINGLY GROSS!
FACT:
PEOPLE ARE WHAT THEY EAT, IF YOU EAT THIS SH#T, THEN THAT’S WHAT YOUR BODY AND IT’S INSIDES ARE!
THIS TRASH IS HIGHLY PROCESSED, TOXIC, VERY BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH, PURE CRAP! CAN’T BELIEVE THAT GREEN GIANT HAS SUNKEN TO MAKING UNHEALTHY TRASH LIKE THIS! YYUUUUCCCKKK! I, USED TO ASSOCIATE GREEN GIANT WITH HEALTHY FOOD, “NOT ANYMORE, NOT AFTER SEEING THIS CRAP!”
I must ponder if the person who wrote this is paid by Green Giant or is an employee.
The “zucchini” little that there is was nothing but mush overpowered by bread crumbs. We all tried to choke down this revolting tasting things but the only one who eat them was the dog. After about three we all agreed put them in the trash. I was not even going to read the ingredients out of fear.
We will continue doing homemade on occasion. Nasty, just nasty.
The zucchini fries were terrible..just awful..don’t waist your money…I was so disappointed