To prepare for this review of Reese’s Werewolf Tracks, I tried to immerse myself in lycanthropy to try to figure out what on earth this new candy has to do with werewolves. I watched The Wolf Man (1941) and listened to various werewolf songs. But I still can’t figure it out.
It’s just an ordinary Reese’s, except that the top is vanilla-flavored white creme. So here are the possibilities I have come up with:
- Some wolves are white and some wolves are brown.
- The round, white top looks like a full moon with jagged edges.
- If a werewolf leaves a track in the dirt, it might fill up with water, which turns white when it freezes.
Questionable Halloween connection aside, how are they?
Eaten directly, the peanut butter cup does not taste all that different from a regular Reese’s cup. Vanilla-flavored creme just doesn’t impart that much flavor.
When I nibble the top off to try to isolate the creme, it just tastes like the white confection you can find in countless other candies. Nothing about it reminds me of actual vanilla.
I also should add that this is not the first time Reese’s has made a similar candy. It did the Franken-Cup, which had green-colored creme, and the Easter-themed Mallow-Top, which had a marshmallow-flavored top. And really, what even is marshmallow flavor? Green-colored creme, marshmallow-flavored creme, and vanilla-flavored creme don’t seem all that different from each other. This is just a boring candy.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are a top-tier confection, and if this were a brand-new treat, I would give it 10/10 based on taste alone. But this is simply a variation on a classic, and it’s just not that interesting or special.
Purchased Price: $4.99
Size: 9.35 oz bag
Purchased at: Dick’s Market
Rating: 6 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (2 pieces) 160 calories, 9 grams of fat, 3.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 100 milligrams of sodium, 17 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of dietary fiber, 15 grams of sugar including 14 grams of added sugar, and 3 grams of protein.
Your rating says, not interesting or special. But your eyes under a werewolf mask with complimentary Canadian plaid, button top say otherwise.
Also under the mask:
Mouth is alive, all running inside
And he’s hungry like the … ?
You guys are hysterical!
I saw a werewolf drinkin’ a piña colada at Trader Vic’s
His hair was perfect
seems like a pretty boring slate of products for this Halloween overall. i’m fine with these tasting pretty much like a regular PB cup and will be even more fine with it when they’re 75% off after Halloween.
I hope these aren’t replacing the Frankencups. I love those!
Saw elsewhere that the “Werewolf tracks” are a play on “Moose tracks,” the ice cream flavor that contains vanilla, chocolate, and peanut butter. A-ha!