This mystery box is shaped differently than the others. That’s because it contains a ba…Oh, I almost gave it away. I can tell you what’s in this box is all swag from the same company. I think. I sealed it up already so I might’ve snuck something else in it to make room in another mystery box. I mean, you know how it goes when trying to stuff as much as you can in USPS Flat Rate Priority Boxes. It’s like trying to put clowns in a clown car or potato chip crumbs into your mouth.
RULES:
To enter this prize drawing for this Mystery Box of accumulated swag, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “kumquat.”
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We will stop accepting entries on Friday, December 27, 2024, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.
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Comments
256 responses to “TIB’S SEASON OF GIVING 2024: Day 2”
Kumquats, the fruit everyone forgets about.
Harold and Kumquat save christmas
On the second day of giving, TIB gave to me: A kumquat in a pear tree.
kumquat
kumquat it about
Pretty sure I’ve never had a kumquat but now I want to
I have no clue what a kumquat is and even though I’m using a Google phone to type this, I will never look it up
What you kumquat about?
Kumquat. Funny name, serious citrus.
Kumquat what is it?
Did you say you were dressing up as a kumquat?
Oh “kumquat” all ye faithful… readers of TIB!
Just what does a kumquat taste like anyway?
Not a big fan of Kumquat
Kumquat – but seriously, where do you come up with your choice of comment words?!
What the heck is a kumquat anyway?
Comedy words: “spatula”, “moist”, “ kumquat”.
Never ate a kumquat, never care to. Lol. Thanks for the giveaways!
I’m not sure I’ve ever had a kumquat
Kumquat is no one’s favorite fruit.
Is a kumquat the same thing as a loquat?
I love sugared kumquat strung around the Christmas tree. Happy holidays, Marvo
Kumquat is a funny word.
Somebody should make a Kumquat energy drink.
The word kumquat would be difficult to say with a mouthful of grapes.
Never had a kumquat.
Don’t think I’ve ever used used the word kumquat before today.
Kumquat is the ? version of grape tomatoes.
I tried an orange emoji. The system failed me.
I don’t know kumquat about it
I’ve seen a kumquat in the Asian markets, but never in my local grocery store. Never tried it, am I missing out? lol
I’d eat that kumquat
Merry Kumquat
I don’t think I’ve ever had a kumquat.
What oh what is a kumquat??
Did you ever see the best of the worst from RLM where they watch the “Octopuff in Kumquat”?
I’ve never had a kumquat before, I’m not sure what they are.
kumquat
Kaotic Klowns in a kar karrying a kumkuat
oops, kumquat – got too carried away on the alliteration…
I hope it’s not a box of seeds to grow my own kumquat orchard
kumquat And Perdue chicken
kumquat kumquat kumquat kumquat
I’ll take that orange and raise you a kumquat.
I’ve tried alot of fruits, but never a kumquat.
Happy kumquat!
I was once called a kumquat.
Fun fact I just Googled: the word “kumquat” comes from the Cantonese phrase kam kwat, which means “golden orange”.
It’s not Christmas without a kumquat.
Hmm…don’t think I’ve ever had a kumquat
Kumquat. Woohoo!
Kumquat is a fun word to say
Y’know, I don’t think I’ve ever had a kumquat before.
kumquat, not a fruit I see often
Kumquat or don’t come at all.
kumquat
I have been searching my local stores around Akron and can’t find a kumquat!
You know I don’t think I’ve ever had a fresh kumquat. I should fix that.
Kumquat. Kumquat. Kumquat.
Love a good giveaway.
Kumquat-please and thank you.
hmm kumquat’s inside?
Anybody want to play Mortal Kumquat?
kumquat ???
Dear Santa:
I was not a kumquat this year. I was not even a Durian. I promise I was good and all I want is a mystery box. -KH
I’m not really familiar with kumquat but I’d like to try them. Where does one find them?
How does one EAT a kumquat?
Slip me some skin….i love a good kumquat especially at the holidays!
Kumquat
Kumquat sounds kinda dirty NGL lol
kumquat go squat
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kumquat
Is there a kumquat in it?
Kumquat green tea..yum yum
I don’t think there was a kumquat in the 12 Days of Christmas.
I want a kumquat
kumquat lol
Thanks for doing this!
Crazy Kangaroos keep kumquat pieces with coriander in their crystal containers.
Kumquat Plumcot
Ok, maybe I will name my next dog kumquat instead.
Happy Holidays!!
kumquat kumquat kumquat
Kumquat? You should have seen the other guy!
Oh, sweet Christmas kumquat!!
kumquat
How did the absolute corniest joke teller ever call his dog QUAT at the dog park? “KUMQUAT”.
I’ve actually never had a kumquat and now I’m curious about them
Kumquat
Kumquat
I prefer loquats over kumquats!
Kumquats are delicious!
Where do you come up with the words you choose?
Words like kumquat? Interesting.
I love the site.
Kumquat may
Sugarcane with kumquat is the best drink ever
I have never eaten a kumquat.
i’ve never actually tried a kumquat before
Kumquat did you say?
I’ve never seen a kumquat, let alone tasted one!
kumquat is such a cool and weird word.
kumquat
Kumquat. Kumquat. Kumquat.
Bah kumquat.
You can’t make me say kumquat! If I say kumquat it is because I WANT to say kumquat!
I never had a kumquat i enjoyed…a little too tart.
In third grade a kid ran for class president and had a kumquat as a mascot. He didn’t win.
don’t think i’ve ever ate a kumquat
I don’t think I’ve ever had a kumquat.
Oh kumquat ye faithful joyful and triumphant
My mom has a kumquat tree in her backyard!
A kumquat to all and to all a goodnight!
You had me at kumquat
I’m just here for the kumquat.
kumquat
Merry kumquat ya filthy animal…
I wonder how many people have tried to peel a kumquat?
Why did the kumquat go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
On the -4th day of Holiyay why did we get kumquats…?
I made a kumquat cake. I pickled them myself!
Kumquat!
Kumquats are a pretty color.
Fun Fact, The Kumquat is the only major Citrus fruit whose skin/rind you can actually eat, unlike Oranges/Lemons/Limes……unless you’re freaky like that…
Come here my little kumquat….haha!!
Kumquat and mystery box! What a great combination!
Thank you for doing this! Kumquat
How long until they make kumquat flavored Kit Kats?
A coworker once told me that kumquats cure the common cold. I’m not sure where he’s getting his kumquats, though; I’ve never seen them in my local grocery store.
Though I don’t believe I’ve ever tried a kumquat before, as a big fan of fruit, I’d be open to it!
Kumquat Oreos. That is all.
What even is a kumquat?
Kumquats just in time for lunar new year!
Has any of you guys ever tried a kumquat pie before?
Not a fan of kumquat. It the texture.
I’ve tried thinking of the last time kumquat was used as the giveaway, but I can’t remember it. Though there are some very imaginative entries so far.
I’ve never had a kumquat
Kumquat – the dirtiest sounding name for a delightful little fruit
I can’t help but giggle when I enjoy a kumquat.
I’ve never had a kumquat. I didnt know they were only the size of an olive.
Tasty tasty kumquat.
kumquat Is a funny sounding word.
I’ve had a kumquat, it was interesting.
kumquat sounds so strange to say
I love kumquats!
Kumquat is a such great word!
kumquat roasting by an open fire
That’s what kumquats are all about, Charlie Brown.
Kumquat!
I have never had a kumquat. Maybe there will be one in the box.
Fun fact: Kumquats are the smallest citrus fruit in the world, around the size of an olive.
I probably wouldn’t even know what a kumquat is even if it bit me
Kumquat loo-whoo?
Apparently a kumquat tastes like a combo of lemon and tangerine.
I’m shocked we haven’t seen kumquat juice pop up all over the place. Sounds amazing.
I had to google what a kumquat is! Happy Holidays!!!
What the kumquat?
I wonder what a kumquat tastes like.
kumquat, I barely know her!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kumquat.
Kumquat who?
That’s it. That’s the joke.
So … does the box contain a kumquat?
When will we see kumquat flavored Coca-Cola or Pepsi?
kumquat – I don’t think I’ve ever tried one now that I think about it
Never had a kumquat.
Kumquat, Gobot?
I have never had a kumquat
Funny word, tasty little fruit. I’ve only had them once… the kumquat.
a kumquat is a fruit
They also didn’t have kumquat spread for Christmas cheeses. Maybe next time?
I’ve never had a kumquat, what do they taste like?
What’s a kumquat?
kumquat fruits are pretty tasty!
I don’t think I’ve ever tried a kumquat.
If you were described as sweet, tangy, and hard to figure out; you’re basically the human version of a kumquat.
Kumquat. The citrus punch you didn’t see coming.
Does this box include kumquat?
Let’s all gather around the kumquat tree for Christmas!
I’m like a kumquat – sweet on the outside, sour on the inside
I never had a kumquat
It’s been a long time since I treated myself to a kumquat!
I’m not sure I could pick a kumquat out of a crowd….
Big cat: “Nice kumquats”
Eek the cat: “Thanks!”
I’ve never had a kumquat.
I prefer a loquat to a kumquat!
kumquat fruit salad
kumquat is a fun word to say!
I’ve never had a kumquat but it’s kind of fun to say.
kumquat
All I want for Christmas is a kumquat
What is a kumquat?
kumquat
Kumquats are good
I love kumquats!
I would rather have the contents of this swag box than a kumquat!
mysterious kumquat
Maybe in 2025 I should try a kumquat!
Kumquat and tater tot
Honestly when I see that something tastes like a kumquat, i think of orange or something similiar.
Kumquat honey iced tea
Kumquats for all
Never ever tried a kumquat!
I remember my first experiencia with a kumquat.
I’ve never tried a kumquat, at least I don’t think I have.
Kumquat? What?
kumquat are great!
Never tried kumquat!
Kumquats are such a delicious fruit!! Sweet and tart!
I hate kumquats. But I love swag.
Kumquat? I never even MET the man!
Kumquat
Kumquat
Would a kumquat ice cream taste good?
kumquat… whatever that is!
What a kumquat of a situation
kumquat – it’s what’s for breakfast!
We really need a new name for kumquat.
Mystery kumquat
kumquat!
Kumquat
I told my kumquat joke at a party, but it didn’t get a-peel—I guess it wasn’t ripe for the occasion!
Kumquats are freaking delicious!
kumquat my liege
Merry kumquat
Merry Kumquat!
I have never tried a kumquat. It’s a funny little word though.
I love me a good kumquat but they don’t sell them in my little town.
Is a kumquat a fruit or a vegetable?
Dade City cheers another year
Of kumquat festivals they hold dear
And Tampa puts it into beer
Which gives a different taste than pear
Crap that don’t rhyme
I love a good kumquat.
Alexa, what is a kumquat?
What’s a kumquat?! LOL
The word “kumquat” is fun to say!
kumquat sumquat
Kumquat is fun to say
Hope this kumquats in my mailbox.
I loved a girl who loved her fruit
She had to go away
I told her I’d wait for her
Kumquat may
Kumquats or cumquats in Australian English, are a group of small, angiosperm, fruit-bearing trees in the family Rutaceae. Their taxonomy is disputed.
I wonder if you found a way to sneak a kumquat I to the box?
Thank you!
I thought I had a kumquat but instead it was an orange.
A kumquat is not hot.
Can’t say I’ve had a kumquat
Will the box contain a kumquat?
When I was about 7, I had already gained a reputation in the family as an adventurous eater. So when we were at the grocery store in the produce section, and Mom saw my fascination with the tiny kumquats, she let me put one in the cart. I wasn’t a huge fan of the mix of sour and sweet, plus I think it was a bit dried out. Still, it’s an enduring memory of my mom.
The kumquat is king of all fruits
This kumquat tastes like kumquat
I’ll take the kumquat flavored box.
Kumquat sounds like an insult.
I hope the box is packed full of kumquat
kumquat.
The word kumquat has always made me nervously giggle.
love a good kumquat
kumquats are delicious.
I wouldn’t recognize a kumquat if it was sitting next to me.
Kumquat Day today
Kumquat
Kumquats are delicious!
I want to love kumquat but it is the antithesis of an orange.
Unlike lutefisk, kumquat is actually appetizing.
kumquat
kumquats are tasty with sugarcane juice
kumquat over the line just in time!