Happy Belated 100th Review Day!!!

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Celebration Time

Yes, you read right. Yesterday, the Impulsive Buy posted its 100th review.

To celebrate we’re not going to do the 101st review today. However, we are going to have a prize drawing. Not just any prize drawing. The most kick ass prize drawing ever in Impulsive Buy history.

We’re not talking anorexic Paris Hilton ass, we’re talking big Jennifer Lopez ass.

Sure we’ve given away pudding, antibacterial wipes, and Oral-B Brush-Ups, but this prize will be bigger and better than anything else we’ve given away.

Remember when Oprah gave away all those cars? It won’t even be close to that big, but it will be better than winning fifth place in a race.

So what is the Impulsive Buy giving away to celebrate our 100th review?

Um…We’re not sure yet, but we promise it will be the greatest thing you’ve probably ever won, unless you’ve won the Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes or the lottery.

The prize is so kick ass that there will only be ONE prize available.

To enter, just leave a comment for THIS POST with the words “Enter Me” in it and whatever else you would like to say. For those who are comment shy and would like to enter, email us with the words “Enter Me” in the subject line.

If you leave a comment, please don’t forget to fill out the email field.

We will accept entries from January 12, 2005 thru January 16, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is only open to those in the United States, Canada, and APOs.

Entries will be printed on pieces of paper and thrown into a jar. After all the entries are collected, I will pour all the entries onto my bed and roll over them with my sweaty naked body.

After rolling around for awhile, I will get up from my bed and let the entries that have stuck onto me fall off.

The last entry that falls off will be the winner of the most kick ass Impulsive Buy prize ever.

Fine Print: We promise your email address will not be used to send you spam about low interest home loans. We also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you old J. Crew catalogs. Bribes will not be accepted. We will not be responsible for lost mail.

69 thoughts to “Happy Belated 100th Review Day!!!”

  2. While I’m a little nervous about the whole “entries sticking to the sweaty body” thing, I’ll venture a try.

    Also, I have to say that your entries are a bright spot in my morning RSS routine. Thanks for the great work and keep it up.

  3. Congradulations on the 100th review day.

    Even though I have no luck at all, I guess you should “Enter Me”, so that I can have the false hope that my entry will stick to your sweaty body.

  4. Ooh Enter Me.. into the contest! Hehehe…
    Congratulations!! I love your site.. it makes me laugh so hard.. it rocks!!

  9. Okay, Enter me. I look forward to the prospect of sticking to your naked sweaty body. actually, i might not, now that i think about it….ehh i just won’t think about it.

  10. what a way to win a contest,, please oh please let pineapple’s entry stick last!!!! hmm sweaty sticky body,, well since it’s my entry and not me, alrighty,, oh sorry marvo, don’t know you that welll so prospect of sticking to sweaty sticky man that I don’t know, just isnt appealing at the moment,perhaps after few hundred more reviews,, we’ll see,, lol

  13. Something I’ve been wanting to say for at least 100 reviews….”ENTER ME” Marvo!!!! Thanks for the smile you put on my face each and every review!!!!

  43. Sticking to your naked body. Hmmm. Izzat with or without deodorant on? And do you plan on shaving down entirely to make sure all of you is equally adhesive to names on bits of paper, or are you just gonna toss all ‘dem names on the bed and the lucky few will land in places where they can stick to smoother bits and hopefully cling toward that wonderous time when that last name, hanging grimly on by it’s little paper fingers…

    nevermind.

    Enter Me, yo!

  46. Since every variation of “oooh, yeaaaaaah… enter me, baby” has already been done, I’ll take the opposite approach: You want to enter me??? Is this your idea of foreplay a contest? What about the romance details about the prize? What’s in it for me, dammit?

  51. ‘Enter’ the name of
    ‘Me’ into the contest for whatever the thing to be win is and congrats on getting so many women to fullfil your fantasy.

  57. Enter me, please. I linked to your site from the Best of Blogs site. I am really enjoying what I have read so far. Thanks for the fun!

  58. Woo Hoo, I love contests, and I love your site. I’m all about free entertainment, and your site is some of the best out there.. So Enter Me!

  59. You know, if you first roll around in some of that Jello Pudding, and then roll around in the entry slips, they just might stick to you a little better; and then oh so gently slide off your smooth, glistening skin; little paper slips slowly dropping to the floor like petals off a rosebud, revealing…a really sticky, gooey Marvo.

    Ahem. Enter me. And take a shower.

  60. Congratulations! I’m definitely looking forward to the next 100 reviews. I actually do eat (on a regular basis) all thefood that you review so this site has been helpful to me. It keeps me informed of which junk foods to eat and which to avoid and it’s a bonus that you guys obviously crack me up. Keep up the good work!

  61. Found you BlogExplosion and bookmarked you to add to my list of links. Funny site, and as for “enter me” sounds kind of freaky, but sure why not.

  68. This site is way too addictive – discovered it yesterday, and have now managed to read all 100+ reviews. Going through withdrawal, must have more Marvo… The least I can do is beg to be entered!

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