Which of the Five Will Stay Alive!!! (June Edition)

Marvo General

If you could step into my bedroom, you would probably think to yourself:

1. Why is there a rug with the famous painting of dogs playing poker on it?

2. Is the strobe light on all the time?

3. Are the eyes in the poster-sized picture of Marvo on the wall following me?

4. What’s with all the pairs of fuzzy handcuffs?

5. Holy crap! There sure are a lot of empty bottles and boxes on that shelf.

Yes, there are a lot of empty bottle and boxes of unreviewed products on my shelf and every so often I need to whittle it down. Thank goodness for these product elections, which is an opportunity to get rid of old stuff to make room for new stuff.

Damn, I sound like a car salesman.

Anyway, for this product election, you will be able to choose from FIVE candidates:

1. Lay’s Pizza Stax

2. Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Buns Cereal

3. Nabisco Kid Sense Smilin’ Ritz Bits

4. Rip It Energy Fuel

5. Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum

The candidate with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be reviewed and the other candidates will be considered the winner’s bitches.

To vote, just leave a comment for this post with your choice. Or you can email me with your choice in the subject line. Only one choice and vote per person.

I’ll be accepting votes until Sunday, June 5th. Sometime shortly after that, I’ll post the review of the winning product.

Now go vote like it’s the finals of American Idol.

108 thoughts to “Which of the Five Will Stay Alive!!! (June Edition)”

  18. We want the swirls! Mini Swirlz! Mini Swirlz Cinnamon Bun Cereal!

    That’s my choice by the way.

  19. Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum–I want to know if it gives you the ability hit 75 foot shots without a running start like in the Powerade commercial. . . .

  20. Gotta go with the bubblegum. I have fond memories of scraping bits of Bubblicious off of my face until my lips bled.

    Good times…

  22. Rip It Energy Fuel, & please, if possible, write your review after immediately consuming such “fuel”. Just curious… of course…

  27. poor lonely bubblicious… i must vote for him and make him feel wanted… do it for the gum.

  31. I bought that swirlz cereal so long ago! I was gonna review it as part of my “Z” reviews. I got lazy. I hope you don’t beat me to it so I’m gonna vote for Lebron Gum even though I wanna try that gangsta product one day.

  32. ok. It’s gotta be the Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum. Now it’s just such an intriguing flavor combonation, You’ve got to review it. I mean… Lemonade plus Lightning PLUS LEBRON JAMES!!! How can you say no? Sweaty basketball player flavor sounds pretty interesting.

  34. Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum

    Hey I wish I was 20 and had a gum named after me.

  35. I vote for LeBron. I mean who wouldn’t want to have a piece of gum with a basketball players face on the package. People will do anything to get their name out there!!

  43. Rip it up. And now, I’m going to go offer elections on my blog so that I, too, can garner a million comments like the Mighty Marvo.

  49. i vote for the gum …. again… i mean, err, this is my first vote.. yes…. so, i vote for the gum!

  62. Bubblicious LeBron’s Lightning Lemonade Gum.

    I could swear there was a cinnamon bun cereal in the past. I forget the name, but I remember the commercial…

  64. cinnamon swirls please. my new body wash is cinnamon bun scented, and i want to know if i should accessorize with this new hip and trendy cereal. yummmmm….

  66. Rip it! I’ve tried the Lays Pizza Stax. Meh. Pringles Pizza flavor is much better.

  75. RIP it baby!
    Um, on a different note, how about if you review the fuzzy handcuffs?

  79. Rip It!
    I would vote for the gum since Lebron plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers (I’m from Cleveland), but Rip It looks like something to rip on.

  84. The gum made my mouth hurt… so I’d like you to review it to see if you have similar mouth issues.

  90. Gotta be the gum. Do you think each piece is stamped with an imprint of LeBron’s face? Is there a liquidy burst of lemonade in each piece, like the old Freshen Up gum?

  95. Mini Swirls cereal cause I love cinnamon(and this is my first post after reading tons of your reviews)

  104. I know the gum rocks, I have some in my purse right now! Go for the cinnamon bun cereal. I’ve been eyeing it lately…

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