Are you one of those weaklings who can’t stand the burning sensation of Listerine?
Before, you had two options: grow a pair or not use the mouthwash that kills germs and bacteria in your mouth that cause bad breath. But now, probably thanks to your crying and whining, you have another option — Listerine Zero.
Listerine Zero is alcohol free, which makes it less intense and impossible for people to get drunk off of it, but it’s still able to kill millions of bad breath germs in your mouth.
It only comes in a Cool Mint flavor and is available in two sizes: 500 mL and 1 liter.
I always thought the Orange Listerine was the pussified version. Guess this is even more so.
I picked some up last night, so I’ll find out how pussified it is.
I was hoping for something more suited for the occasional ladies. You know the walk of shame type.
I wonder what that would be called…Perhaps Listerine Booty Call? Or Listerine Wake Up Next To A Stranger? Or Listerine Oh No?
Listerine Coyote Ugly
The picture fits the title lol
I wish I could find a picture with him and his crazy beard.
But the burning is the best part! It lets me know I am awake.
Perfect picture for this post.
I guess for you it’s like an oral pinch.
Long time reader, first time commenter 😉 . I just had to write a comment to commend you on the choice of photo for the post. Perfect!
Thanks!
I bought it for my husband. Not because he’s a wuss, but because he had a sore throat. When he gargled it made him foam up like a rabid animal.