Harcos Laboratories, the same company that brought us Zombie Blood Energy Potion and Blood Energy Potion, recently released their first chewable product — Zombie Jerky.
Sadly, it’s also their first non-caffeinated product.
The slimy green beef jerky (yes, slimy green) comes in an orange biohazard bag and is teriyaki flavored. Hmm…teriyaki flavored? I always imagined zombie flesh would taste like roadkill marinated in radioactive sludge with a hint of maggots.
A serving of Zombie Jerky contains only one gram of fat and 13 grams of protein. It’s currently available via the Harcos Labs website and a 1.25 ounce bag retails for $4.99.
You’d think zombie flesh might be more spicy.
Maybe if you turn into a zombie, your flesh would be spicy. Because you love to eat the spicy.
I have a pack of it here on my desk. I’m afraid to eat it
You’ll eat it, and you’ll like it mister.
um try “may be” not “maybe” dude
Dammit! Your…I mean, yore…I mean, you’re right. This is what happens when I post stuff at two in the morning.
I’m going to stock my zombie apocalypse emergency bunker with nothing but Zombie Jerky in an act of irony nobody will be alive to appreciate.
Also, quit ragging on Slim Jims, they’re awesome.
I’ll keep doing it until I can steal a car with one.
I’ve eaten some that were old enough that that could be plausible.