SPOTTED ON SHELVES – Doritos Supreme Cheddar

Doritos Supreme Cheddar

Supreme Cheddar is a good name, but Cheese Supremese is better. Honorary marketing degree, please! Junk Food Guy has a review. (Spotted by Alex at Costco.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.

FAST FOOD NEWS – Taco Bell Quesarito

Taco Bell Quesarito jpg

The Taco Bell Quesarito is a burrito wrapped in a quesadilla, and I really hope Taco Bell’s new quesadilla-burrito hybrid is the beginning of many more hybrid products with names that your smartphone wants so badly to autocorrect.

According to the L.A. Times, the burrito is available with seasoned beef ($1.99 SRP), shredded chicken ($2.79 SRP), or steak ($2.99 SRP), and also comes with Latin rice, chipotle sauce, and reduced-fat sour cream. The grilled quesadilla that’s wrapped around the burrito like an python is filled with melted cheese.

A Taco Bell Quesarito with seasoned beef has 650 calories, 34 grams of fat, 12 grams of saturated fat, 0.5 grams of trans fat, 1450 milligrams of sodium, 6 grams of fiber, and 22 grams of protein.

(Image via Taco Bell website)

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 6/9/2014

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Hostess Greek Yogurt Cakes Chocolate Swirl

It’s a Trojan Hostess filled with Greek yogurt! I knew what I learned in history class would come in handy someday. (Spotted by Dubba at Stop & Shop.)

Hershey's Mixed Berry Sundae Syrup

The Walmart circular in Sunday’s paper says this Hershey’s Mixed Berry Sundae Syrup is only available at Walmart. So why not throw it in with the windshield wipers, shampoo, HDTV, pencils, socks, garden hose, paint, hula hoop, and toilet paper during your next Walmart shopping trip. (Spotted by James at Walmart.)

Coors Light Limited Edition Citrus Radler Summer Brew

Here’s what some of you will be getting drunk off of this summer. Or, if you’re reading this on the floor of a bathroom, here’s the reason why you’re drunk right now. (Spotted by Sarah at RiteAid.)

Foster Farms Cheese & Jalapeno Corn Dogs

It says “new”, but in the library in my head of crap I probably won’t eat, I could’ve sworn this is in there. (Spotted by Willie at Strack & Van Til.)

Entenmann's Seasonal Favorites Party Cakes Little Bites

Why are these Seasonal Favorites? Are parties seasonal now, like allergies? (Spotted by Ariana at West Side Market.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

REVIEW: Burger King Extra Long BBQ Cheeseburger

Burger King Extra Long BBQ Cheeseburger

To some of you, what’s in the photo above looks disgusting, as if someone regurgitated a burger. I can see that. There’s no doubt it’s the burger equivalent of a disheveled drunk laying on the sidewalk after a long night of debauchery.

The melted American cheese is like the pools of one own’s filth a passed out drunk would lie in. The golden onion rings peeking out from under the long hoagie sesame seed bun are like the accidentally exposed nipple or genitals. The BBQ sauce is the dried blood on the disheveled drunk, who will not know how it got there, why there’s so much of it, and whose blood it is.

The previous paragraph probably made your opinion of the Burger King Extra Long BBQ Cheeseburger even lower, but, to me, what’s in the photo is extremely sexy and I’m getting wet staring at it. Because I’m drooling and I have slightly overactive saliva glands. Ask my pillow and anyone I’ve yelled at.

Burger King Extra Long BBQ Cheeseburger Closeup

The melted cheese makes the sandwich appear as if it has a built-in fondue machine. The golden brown onion rings scream crispy. The dark BBQ sauce is like black lingerie, hidden underneath the bun. There isn’t a lot of it, but there’s enough of it to tantalize me. Then there’s the two round beef patties topped with all the other ingredients.

Everything brings back memories of throwing loose change on the counter to pay for the inexpensive, tasty, but now discontinued Rodeo Cheeseburger. Yes, if you’re familiar with Burger King menus of yore, you’d know this is a stretched-out Rodeo Cheeseburger.

Obviously, with pretty much the same ingredients as a Rodeo Cheeseburger, the Extra Long BBQ Cheeseburger tastes as wonderful as the beloved little burger. The onion rings have a slight crunch and just enough onion flavor to cut through the BBQ sauce, which has a wonderful sweet and spicy flavor and is, in my opinion, the best tasting BBQ sauce among the big burger chains. The combination of beef patties, cheese, onion rings, and BBQ sauce hit my taste buds with so many different flavors — salty, sweet, spicy, oniony, and greasy. It’s definitely a better tasting use for Burger King’s hoagie bun than their Original Chicken Sandwich.

While the Extra Long BBQ Cheeseburger is tasty, its price is an issue. Like with stretched-out limos, there’s a premium for this stretched-out Rodeo Cheeseburger. My fellow future Lipitor taker, Ryan over at Grub Grade, noted in his review that one can get two Rodeo Burgers, plus pay extra for cheese, for a total that’s significantly cheaper than this limited time only burger. However, if you’re super hungry or have friends, Burger King recently added the sandwich to their 2 for $5 deal.

Let’s be honest, Burger King’s “new” Extra Long BBQ Cheeseburger isn’t new. The combination of ingredients is old. Heck, the “Extra Long” name is old (it’s been used by Burger King in other countries) and using BK’s hoagie bun for a cheeseburger in the U.S. is also old (see BK’s Bullseye BBQ Burger). But my taste buds sure do like reminiscing with it.

Burger King Extra Long BBQ Cheeseburger Wrapper

(Nutrition Facts – 590 calories, 28 grams of fat, 11 grams of saturated fat, 1.5 grams of trans fat, 70 milligrams of cholesterol, 1080 milligrams of sodium, 62 grams of carbohydrates, 14 grams of sugar, and 22 grams of protein.)

Item: Burger King Extra Long BBQ Cheeseburger
Purchased Price: $6.79 (value meal)
Size: N/A
Purchased at: Burger King
Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Tastes like my beloved Burger King Rodeo Cheeseburger. It looks sexy (to me). Onion rings have a nice crunch and have enough flavor to cut through BBQ sauce. So many flavors coming together. Burger King’s BBQ sauce, which, I think, is the best of the big burger chains. Available with Burger King’s 2 for $5 deal.
Cons: Not really a “new” product. Pricey if you purchased one, would be cheaper to buy two Rodeo Burgers with cheese. Could’ve used a bit more BBQ sauce. To some it might look like a disheveled drunk.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – Kellogg’s Flavor Flashback Milk Chocolate Graham Pop-Tarts

Kellogg's Birthday Edition Flavor Flashback Milk Chocolate Graham Pop-Tarts

I’m not sure when the original Chocolate Graham Cracker Pop-Tarts were available, but I wonder why they were discontinued because they look awesome. Sure, they’re not frosted, but a little marshmallow fluff and a butter knife could change that. (Spotted by Dubba at Stop & Shop.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.