PRIZE DRAWING: Because We Want To Make Your Jaw Hurt

Hey Impulsive Buy readers! We just got a gaggle of Stride iD Gum packs from the folks at Stride Gum. We’ve got four sets of all three flavors — Berry Melon, Peppermint, and Spearmint.

I could keep them for myself, chew them all, save every used piece to form a huge wad of gum, and then shape the chewed gum into whatever me and the ghost of Patrick Swayze come up with. Or we could give away the four sets to lucky Impulsive Buy readers.

Yeah, we’ll do that.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Stride iD prize drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You can say whatever you want in your comment, but it MUST INCLUDE one of the following words: pepper, spear, berry, melon, or mint.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s open to everyone who’s at least 18 years old.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

Hey @theimpulsivebuy! I’m McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor! #idgum #fakeidgum

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you anything about hot llamas looking for companionship in your area. Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you photos of random men walking out of late night massage parlors. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or tired jaws.

PRIZE DRAWING: Because We Like Doing Something Nice For You Folks Once In A While

McDonald's sunset

I’m a bit late with this month’s prize drawing, so without further ado, here’s what you need to do:

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s $25 McDonald’s gift card prize drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. Your comment MUST INCLUDE one of the following:

1. Your favorite Happy Meal toy of all time.

2. Your favorite Chicken McNuggets sauce of all time.

3. A 200-word letter addressed to the McDonald’s Hawaii corporate offices that shows your disgust about Hawaii McDonald’s locations not offering the S’mores Pie.

4. The words, “robble robble.”

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Friday, August 31, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents who are at least 18 years old.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Friday, August 31, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

Hey @theimpulsivebuy! ROBBLE ROBBLE! #gonnastealmesomecheeseburgers

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

Fine Print: McDonald’s is not affiliated with this prize drawing. The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you anything about generic Canadian prescription drugs. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you AARP notices, even though you’re under 40 years old. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or your decision to purchase 100 Chicken McNuggets using the gift card.

Image via flickr user Håkan Dahlström / CC BY 2.0

PRIZE DRAWING: Because We Want To Help Your Bare Head, Chest, and Freezer

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Does your freezer look bare? Is the top of your head naked? Don’t have a utensil to scoop out ice cream? Worried about frostbite when holding a pint of ice cream? Need a huge bag to carry stuff? Are you topless?

Well, today is your lucky day because you can enter to win a prize pack from fine folks at Ben & Jerry’s that could solve every single one of those problems.

The prize pack includes a huge Ben & Jerry’s reusable bag, a Ben & Jerry’s pint cozy, an aluminum Ben & Jerry’s ice cream scoop, a Ben & Jerry’s Greek Frozen Yogurt trucker hat and t-shirt (size XL), and 10 coupons for a free pint of Ben & Jerry’s (yes, ten, even though the photo above shows only five).

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Ben & Jerry’s prize pack giveaway, leave a comment with THIS post. I don’t care what you say in your comment, but it would be nice if it contained one of the following:

1. Your favorite Ben & Jerry’s flavor of all time.

2. The word “Moooooooooo!”

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Friday, July 27, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents who are at least 18 years old.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you YouTube links that will lead to horrible “Call Me Maybe” parodies. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you J. Crew catalogs. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or not having enough room for all the free Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.

PRIZE DRAWING: Because A Wise Man Once Said A Clean Mouth Will Get French Kissed More Than A Dirty One

Teeth!

Oh wait…. Or is it the other way around?

Anyhoo, the fine folks at Oral-B are letting us give away one of their Professional Precision 1000 Power Toothbrushes to a lucky Impulsive Buy reader.

Before I got the email from the fine folks at Oral-B, I was doing research on electric toothbrushes, because I needed something stronger to clean my dirty, dirty mouth, and the one we’re giving away was on the top of my list because of its price and what it offers. The Oral-B Professional Precision 1000 received mostly 4 or 5 star reviews on Amazon
(affiliate link) and it’s The Wirecutter’s pick for Best Electric Toothbrush.

When I’m done going through the regular toothbrushes I bought from Costco, I’ll most likely pick up the Oral-B Professional Precision 1000. But enough about me and my quest to get an electric toothbrush, let’s talk about you and your quest to get an electric toothbrush.

To enter our Oral-B Professional Precision 1000 giveaway, leave a comment with THIS post. You can say whatever you want in your comment, but you must use the word “gingivitis” or the words “cavity creeps” in it.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Saturday, July 14, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents who are at least 18 years old.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Saturday, July 14, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

Hey @theimpulsivebuy! Just chill, listen to the beats I spill, I use Crest, so ain’t no cavity creeps in my grill.

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

One last thing… if you don’t win, and you’re interested in the Professional Precision 1000 Power Toothbrush, Oral-B is offering a $20 mail-in rebate on it until September 30.

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you free toothpaste samples. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you anything from dentists in your area looking for new patients. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or you not having good oral hygiene.

Image via flickr user rightee / CC BY 2.0