PRIZE DRAWING: Because You Want To Make Me Drive In The Nation’s Worst Traffic

Wendy's

Hey! We’re giving away a $25 Wendy’s gift card. Want to enter? Then read on.

Damn. That was such a lazy intro. Usually, they’re a bit more elaborate. Maybe it’s because I’m not excited about giving away a $25 Wendy’s gift card. I should be because they have those new Signature Sides, but I’m not. Maybe I’m not excited because I have to drive in our country’s worst traffic to get to the nearest Wendy’s in order to purchase the gift card we’re giving away.

YAY! WENDY’S GIFT CARD PRIZE DRAWING!

Ugh. Even though it was all in caps and used exclamation points, I’m afraid the previous sentence had no emotion.

Anyhoo, to enter The Impulsive Buy’s Wendy’s gift card prize drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. I don’t care what you say in your comment, but it would be awesome if it included things you’ve dipped into a Wendy’s Frosty.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winner for his or her mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Thursday, May 31, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents who are at least 18 years old.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Thursday, May 31, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

@theimpulsivebuy I want to grab a @Wendys Frosty and dip a [insert here the thing you’d like to dip into a Frosty] into it.

So just copy, paste, insert, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

Fine Print: Wendy’s is not affiliated with this prize drawing. The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about how to improve your SEO. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you glossy flyers from used car dealerships. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, you getting stuck in the worst traffic in the U.S.

Image via flickr user Like_the_Grand_Canyon / CC BY 2.0

PRIZE DRAWING: Because Financial Aid To Purchase Stuff From Whole Foods Doesn’t Exist

Whole Foods - Cupertino

Have you ever wanted to purchase beef from Whole Foods from cows that were grass fed and given shiatsu massages every day, but didn’t want to pay the price for it? Well, we at The Impulsive Buy might be able to help you, if you win the $25 Whole Foods gift card we’re giving away this month.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Whole Foods gift card drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. I don’t care what you say in your comment, but it would be awesome if your comment included a term you would likely see on a product you can buy at Whole Foods. Here’s an example: If I win this gift card, I’ll hug a free-range chicken.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winner for his or her mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Monday, April 30, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents who are at least 18 years old.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Monday, April 30, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

@theimpulsivebuy Organic. Yes. Grass fed. Yes. Kombucha. Yes. GMO-free. Yes. Hormone free. Yes. @WholeFoods BINGO!

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

Fine Print: Whole Foods is not affiliated with this prize drawing. The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about Whole Foods. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you Goodwill donation flyers. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, your Toyota Prius not getting 50 MPG, or your Nissan Leaf running out of juice.

Image via flickr user Jobmouse / CC BY SA 2.0

PRIZE DRAWING: Because Burger King Has A Lot of New Products

A few days ago we told you about the new products hitting the Burger King menu. For those of you who don’t remember or are too lazy to click the previous link, BK is rolling out new chicken strips, salads, snack wraps, smoothies, and frappes.

If you wanted to try all the new products, you’d have to spend a pretty penny. So The Impulsive Buy will be giving away a $25 Burger King gift card, which will allow one lucky reader to try all the new BK products for almost free. I said “almost free” because I think if someone bought one of every new BK product, it would over $25.

Now, the winner doesn’t have to buy the new products. They can use it to buy a herd of Whoppers or enough french fries to fill a bathtub. But if you win and buy enough french fries to fill a bathtub, you must take a photo and send it to us.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Burger King gift card drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. I don’t care what you say in your comment, but it would be great if you listed your top three favorite fast food places so that I can see how many of you included Burger King on your list.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winner for his or her mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Saturday, March 31, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents who are at least 18 years old.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Saturday, March 31, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

@theimpulsivebuy I miss stroking his beard, looking into his plastic eyes & resting my head on his fuzzy robe. I MISS THE KING @burgerking!

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

Fine Print: Burger King is not affiliated with this prize drawing. The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails from Nigerian princesses. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you Macy’s coupons. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or your Burger King not having the new products.

PRIZE DRAWING: Because I’m Not Going To Chew Them

Extra Dessert Delights

Several weeks ago I reviewed the Limited Edition Extra Dessert Delights Rainbow Sherbet gum. In order to obtain the gum, I had to buy it in a three-pack. I opened one pack to review the gum, but the other two sit unloved on my kitchen counter. I want to find these two packs two homes where they will be loved and chewed, so I’m giving them away via a quick prize drawing.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Extra Dessert Delights Rainbow Sherbet gum drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. I don’t care what you say in your comment, but it would be awesome if it included the words “Hubba Bubba.”

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the two winners for his or her mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Friday, March 9, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s open to anyone who is at least 18 years old.

Good luck!

Fine Print: Extra is not affiliated with this prize drawing. The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails for boat insurance. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you flyer about boat insurance. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or gum stuck in your hair.