PRIZE DRAWING: A Roll of Cheetos Toilet Paper and a Walmart Gift Card

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Hey, you know that roll of Cheetos Toilet Paper we gave away earlier this year? Well, it came in a six-pack and since we don’t need five rolls of Cheetos Toilet Paper, we’re going to give away another roll to a lucky Impulsive Buy reader.

Sure, a roll of Cheetos Toilet Paper is cool a prize, but it’s not cool if you end up having to use it in an emergency. So to ensure you don’t end up using the roll, we’re also including a $10 Walmart gift card so that you can buy paw print-free white toilet paper or whatever your butt desires.

RULES:

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Cheetos Toilet Paper and $10 Walmart Gift Card Prize Drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You can write whatever you want, but please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing address.

We will stop accepting entries on Wednesday, May 31, 2017 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails with purchase orders for coconut meat. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you those DAMN Farmers Insurance mailers. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost or damaged mail.

PRIZE DRAWING: A Roll of Cheetos Toilet Paper and a Target Gift Card

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Sometimes I spend $10-15 to get a bottle of the latest limited edition Japanese Pepsi. Sometimes I pay $12 to have the newest Oreo flavor mailed to me. And sometimes I spend $8 to receive a six-pack of orange toilet paper with Chester Cheetah’s paw print on it.

While the soda and cookies have been consumed, the Cheetos-colored toilet paper has not. So I’m giving away one roll to a lucky(?) TIB reader. But that lucky TIB reader will also receive a $10 Target gift card so he or she can buy normal white toilet paper or $10 worth of Cheetos.

RULES:

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Cheetos Toilet Paper and $10 Target Gift Card Prize Drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You can write whatever you want, but please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing address.

We will stop accepting entries on Sunday, April 16, 2017 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about website redesign services. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you American Express loan offers that you’re pre-approved for. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail or someone putting those trick birthday candles on your birthday cake.

2016 SEASON OF GIVING (DAY 12): Mystery Gift Card

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To be honest, I didn’t know what store or restaurant gift card we would be giving away on the 12th and final day of The Impulsive Buy’s 2016 Season of Giving. But after some last minute shopping and several minutes staring at the gift card endcap at a local grocery store, I picked one up.

The thing is, I’m not going to tell you what store or restaurant it’s from. I’m not even going to tell you how much is on the gift card. But I will say, but I will say.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for the Mystery Gift Card, leave a comment with THIS post. You can write whatever you want, but please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing address.

We will stop accepting entries on December 26, 2016 at 12:00 a.m. Hawaii Standard Time (2:00 a.m. Pacific, 5:00 a.m. Eastern). Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about how you can apply for umbrella insurance from a company you’ve never heard of before. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you glitter in an envelope, most of which will end up on the floor when you open it. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail or damaged mail.

2016 SEASON OF GIVING (DAY 11): $5 Walmart Gift Card

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The card above is the one the winner will receive. Yes, it’s a gift card for Valentine’s Day. No, the Walmart I went to didn’t have any gift cards with holiday designs. It didn’t even have cards with “Congratulations” or “Happy Birthday.” So if you happen to be the winner of this card, I want to let you know that I do love you, but not in THAT way.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for a $5 Walmart Gift Card, leave a comment with THIS post. You can write whatever you want, but please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing address.

We will stop accepting entries on December 25, 2016 at 12:00 a.m. Hawaii Standard Time (2:00 a.m. Pacific, 5:00 a.m. Eastern). Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about how you can apply for an auto warranty. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you a holiday card with me, my wife, and our dogs dressed up as bananas with the words “Hap-peel Holidays” underneath the photo. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail or damaged mail.

2016 SEASON OF GIVING (DAY 10): $5 Burger King Gift Card

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Burger King had an amazing year, if by “amazing year” means a bunch of products that made folks say “WTF” or odd enough that they ended up being mentioned during your local news because they needed to fill 15-30 seconds. Here’s a list of the most interesting products from the fast food chain this year:

March 2016 – Angriest Whopper with a red bun
April 2016 – Chicken Fries Rings
May 2016 – Whopper Dog
June 2016 – Mac n Cheetos
August 2016 – Whopperrito
September 2016 – Cheetos Chicken Fries

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for a $5 Burger King Gift Card, leave a comment with THIS post. You can write whatever you want, but please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing address.

We will stop accepting entries on December 24, 2016 at 12:00 a.m. Hawaii Standard Time (2:00 a.m. Pacific, 5:00 a.m. Eastern). Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about hair care products made from aloe vera. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you empty USPS Priority Mail Flat Rate boxes. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail or damaged mail.