Personally, I’d rather have nail polish that smells like Cocoa Puffs, Pop-Tarts, Lucky Charms, Fruity Pebbles, and Nerds. So that way I can smell those scents when I pick my nose scratch my beard. (Spotted by Robbie at Claire’s.)
Category: NOT FOOD
NOT FOOD: Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Scented Bath Fizzie Bar
Will it be doubly relaxing if I’m eating a Hershey’s bar while soaking in a Hershey’s scented bath? (Spotted by Allison H at Big Lots.)
NOT FOOD: Reese’s, Hershey’s, Peeps, and Twizzlers Powerbanks
I didn’t know I wanted a Reese’s Powerbank until now. I hope it’s USB-C. (Spotted by Robbie at Five Below.)
NOT FOOD: Orajel Kids Peeps Marshmallow Flavored Toothpaste
Does this toothpaste have abrasives that feel like a Peeps exterior? I’m pretty sure it doesn’t. But I could go for an adult Peeps-flavored toothpaste with gritty abrasives. (Spotted by Robbie at Walmart.)
NOT FOOD: Doritos and Heinz Ketchup Flavored Lip Balms
How about Ketchup Doritos-flavored lip balm? Or maybe make Ketchup Doritos widely available in the US? (Spotted by Robbie at Five Below.)