Category: NOT FOOD

If I had crayons that smelled like Froot Loops when I was a kid, I would’ve probably chewed on crayons more often than I actually did. (Spotted by Robbie at Five Below.)

Swag Boxer Briefs have been around for a couple of years, but were brought to my attention only recently. These Hostess Ho Hos Boxer Briefs appear to be the newest style. Yes, there is a Ding Dongs version, if you’re wondering.

Also new this year are these Kellogg’s cereal boxer briefs with the Halloween designs of the boxes. Yes, they also come in the original box designs.

I think what also fascinates me about these is the packaging. The cereal ones come in small cereal boxes and the Hostess one comes in the rectangular shape of Hostess boxes. And here’s a Pop-Tarts variety that comes in a Pop-Tarts-shaped box.

Not only that, but a Cheetos version comes in a bag instead of a box.

(Spotted by Robbie at Burlington and Marshall’s)

Poor Basic 4 Cereal. It gets no sock love. It doesn’t get any love. Someone knit at Basic 4 Cereal sock. It doesn’t have to be a pair. Just one will suffice. Or four if you want to be extra. (Spotted by Robbie at Burlington.)

With either bottle you can have your hands smell like pumpkin spice or apple pie well past the fall season. (Spotted by Amanda Y at Walmart.)

If you wear this on your feet or hands, I will ask you if I can sniff your nails. It’s not a fetish or anything weird like that. It’ll get weird when I ask you if you happen to have the Cheetos nail polish on you, and if you do, ask if I can take an unusually long sniff that’s so lengthy that it makes you uncomfortable. (Spotted by Robbie at Claire’s.)