Category: Reviews

REVIEW: Friends Vanilla Bean Latte Cereal

Marvo 3 Comments

I could fill this Friends The One With The Vanilla Bean Latte Cereal review with references from the TV show if I knew enough about it. I’m pretty sure I watched every episode, but I’m awful at retaining any knowledge about them other than the names of the main characters, and I vaguely recall there was a Tom Selleck arc with Rachel and Monica arguing over condoms. Or was that some vivid dream I had?

This Walmart-exclusive, limited-time-only cereal features sweetened whole wheat and corn flakes with vanilla bean latte flavor. The box’s backside has a board game that involves helping Rachel, Ross, and Chandler get a couch up a few flights of stairs. I’m sure that’s from the show, but I don’t remember it.

All the pieces have a sugary coffee-flavored coating that gives them a sweetness and a protective barrier from getting soggy. These flakes can take a soak, but its crunch will not croak. But the flavor sticks to the flakes so well that it doesn’t run into the milk.

Sniffing it, I notice a slight coffee bitterness with an equal amount of sweetness, and its flavor is also not overwhelming. So, if you want a cereal with a HEAVY java taste, this is not it. But this cereal is how I like my coffee, sweetened and creamed. At times, there’s a nuttiness that might be coming from the underlying flakes, and at other times, my taste buds thought of Raisin Bran, thanks to the flavoring fading and the whole wheat flakes’ taste coming through. Like actual coffee, the cereal leaves an aftertaste that reminds you that you’ve consumed coffee long after you’ve finished. Even though I wish the flavors stood out a bit more, I enjoyed this cereal immensely.

Its flavor also got me thinking we could pretend to be baristas with this cereal by adding different kinds of milk — almond, oat, soy, cow, or whatever your heart desires or your digestive system tolerates.

Despite its flavor, coffee isn’t a listed ingredient, so I’m sure there’s no chance of getting a caffeinated jolt from this. While it lacks actual java, a serving has enough fiber to give my digestive system almost 20 percent of my daily recommended amount.

Fine flavor. Fiber. Friends. Who could ask for more from a cereal that makes your breath smell like coffee?

Smell?

Oh, Smelly Cat! I totally forgot about that.

DISCLOSURE: I received a free product sample from General Mills. Doing so did not influence my review.

Purchased Price: FREE
Size: 15.9 oz box
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (1 cup) 200 calories, 1.5 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 105 milligrams of sodium, 48 grams of carbohydrates, 5 grams of fiber, 17 grams of sugar (including 17 grams of added sugar), and 4 grams of protein.

REVIEW: General Mills Twinkles Cereal (2024)

Marvo 5 Comments

Is General Mills taking this retro trend a bit too far? And when I mean “far,” I mean far back in time. Because here we have a cereal dug out deep from whatever catacomb discontinued products end up in — Twinkles Cereal, which should not be confused with this cereal.

This is so retro that I didn’t know it existed, and I ended up having to look it up like I was someone born after the year 2000 trying to find out who the heck MC Hammer is and why their parents are embarrassing them by shuffle dancing side-to-side to his music in public.

Twinkles Cereal is old, like black-and-white-television-old. The first result that popped up during my research was a commercial from the 1960s that touted the star-shaped toasted oats’ n corn cereal, which came in a box with a storybook attached. The story featured the adventures of Twinkles the Magic Elephant and his friends Fulton the Inventor, Sanford the Parrot, and Wilbur the Monkey. Sadly, this 2024 box did not come with a storybook. Instead, there’s a game board featuring Thomas the Octopus, Alfred the Alligator, Randolph the Bull, and Victor the Vulture.

While I’m disappointed I can’t read a Twinkles story to my son before bedtime, I’m surprisingly not disappointed with the taste of Twinkles, despite it being such a simple sweetened cereal. After tasting it for the first time, I was a bit shocked that it had been discontinued in 1973. They have a sugary shine, which is appropriate for star-shaped pieces. And that sweet coating does a good job of preventing everything from getting soggy quickly.

Twinkles is tasty, but its flavor reminds me of another cereal. For a while, I couldn’t put my tongue on it. I thought it was another General Mills product and mentally went through all the different tastes. But I finally realized what it was while snacking on some in my car at a beach park, looking out at the ocean, and pondering my life’s purpose — Cap’n Crunch. However, that similarity happens when eating it as a dry snack. With milk, the flavor changes to something less familiar and sweet but still good.

Twinkles Cereal surprised me, and as I ate it, I wondered if it would be even better if the cereal that features Twinkles the Magic Elephant was combined with Lucky Charms’ Magical Marshmallows. I believe it would be magnificent.

Twinkles is available for a limited time as a Walmart exclusive.

DISCLOSURE: I received a free product sample from General Mills. Doing so did not influence my review.

Purchased Price: FREE
Size: 15.8 oz box (Family Size)
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (1 1/4 cup) 160 calories, 2 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 160 milligrams of sodium, 35 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 11 grams of sugar (including 11 grams of added sugar), and 2 grams of protein.

REVIEW: Quaker Hot Cocoa Life Cereal

Mark 2 Comments

One of the popular wintertime flavors right now is hot cocoa. The warm drink is a classic, but the “hot cocoa” flavored things seem awfully lazy. They’re just chocolate, sometimes with marshmallows. And Quaker Life Cereal has joined the hot cocoa party with its latest offering.

The front of the box of this new seasonal flavor says, “Nothing like hot cocoa.”

It’s right. This cereal is nothing like hot cocoa.

My all-time favorite cereal is Cinnamon Life: it’s filling, it’s oaty, and it’s sweet, but gram for gram, it has less sugar than lots of other options in the cereal aisle.

Hot Cocoa Life has those same elements, so I will be happy to finish the box. But it doesn’t have much of a flavor on its own to make me pick it over Cinnamon Life.

There is a mild cocoa flavor, but it’s not strong enough to remind me of hot chocolate. I guess it vaguely reminds me of powdered hot chocolate mix, but only if I really stretch. And unlike all the classic chocolate cereals, Hot Cocoa Life doesn’t turn the milk chocolatey either.

We’ve seen Chocolate Life Cereal before, but I don’t remember it well enough to know what makes this new version different, except that it has more sugar.

I’m a sucker for seasonal cereals, so I will probably buy it again just for the novelty. (Those are some fun blue trees on the box!) But this one just feels like a cash grab.

If Quaker wants to come back next year with a peppermint chocolate cereal, I would be all over it. But so far, I’ve been unimpressed with the other seasonal Life flavors (pumpkin spice and gingerbread), and this one is also disappointing.

Purchased Price: $4.98
Size: 22.3 oz box
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 5 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (1 cup/42 grams) 160 calories, 2 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0.5 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 0.5 grams of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 170 milligrams of sodium, 33 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of dietary fiber, 9 grams of sugar (including 9 grams of added sugar), and 4 grams of protein.

REVIEW: Post Honey Bunches of Oats Chocolate Cereal

Marvo 4 Comments

Chocolat-ize everything.

That’s what the fine folks at Post decided to do with its second attempt at a chocolate version of its popular Honey Bunches of Oats. The first, Honey Bunches of Oats with Real Chocolate Clusters, debuted in 2008 and was around for, um, I don’t even know. At the time, I called it my favorite Honey Bunches of Oats variety, but that might’ve been the sugar talking because, looking back at the review, I gave it a 6 out of 10, and I don’t recall ever buying a second box.

The cereal that came out in 2008 had only chocolate clusters with the usual flakes. This time around, Post decided to not only include crunchy granola clusters made with cocoa and real chocolate chips but also add cocoa to the flakes. This makes for a better tasting cereal that blows the previous version out of the milk.

Speaking of milk, I have to point this out first. Look at the photo below of the Lake Titicacao in my bowl.

No, I did not cheat by pouring chocolate milk. Watching how quickly the white milk turned brown was like a David Blaine magic trick or spraying down a pig that had just rolled around in the mud. I poured the cereal into the bowl, added milk, closed the bag in the box, and turned around to put the cereal back in the pantry. When I turned back around, the milk had completely changed into chocolatey goodness.

Sniffing this was also divine because it smelled like Cocoa Pebbles. Yabba Dabba Do! But it really shouldn’t be surprising; after all, Cocoa Pebbles is also a Post product, so why not cross-pollinate from one of the most chocolatey cereals in the grocery store. However, this Honey Bunches of Oats doesn’t quite have the same cocoa kick as the box rockin’ with Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble. The same flavors are there, but I’d describe its chocolate taste as Cocoa Pebbles for a refined palate but not for a ten-year-old with sugar-crazed taste buds.

I did hope the cocoa on the flakes would’ve helped prevent them from getting soggy too quickly, which is one of the cons of any Honey Bunches of Oats variety, but I guess it’s hard for the cocoa to be some kind of barrier when it instantly washes off into the milk.

Honey Bunches of Oats Chocolate Cereal is my new favorite Honey Bunches of Oats variety. For real. It’s not the sugar talking this time.

DISCLOSURE: I received a free product sample from Post. Doing so did not influence my review.

Purchased Price: FREE
Size: 12 oz box
Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (1 cup – cereal only) 160 calories, 2 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 160 max 34 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 12 grams of sugar (including 12 grams of added sugar), and 2 grams of protein.

REVIEW: Taco Bell Decades Menu Caramel Apple Empanada

Amber 6 Comments

Throw on that pair of mismatched sunglasses from Pizza Hut and jump in the Delorean because we’re going BACK IN TIII-IIIIME!

… and I just realized that Back to the Future is closer to the OG release of the Caramel Apple Empanada than we are now and had a mini existential crisis.

Ahem. All good!

In case you missed the news, Taco Bell recently launched a Decades menu featuring favorites from the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and now the 00s with the topic of this review, the Caramel Apple Empanada.

I’m not quite sure why we had to wait an additional three weeks for said empanada, but let me first assure you all that it was well worth the wait.

The shell is perfectly crisp and flaky, with a lovely tender, yet toothsome texture. The filling is a beautiful marriage of apple chunks with just enough texture to make themselves known without being overwhelming, and the sea of gooey caramel they are swimming in has a thick, unctuous mouthfeel that made me feel nostalgic for the days of butterfly hair clips, Smash Mouth, and way too much body glitter. The Bell managed to strike a perfect balance in the ratio of filling to crust as well, just enough that the crust is there to add texture and crunch, but still know when to step back and let the filling take center stage. Even the smell was perfect, a combination of pastry, sugar, and fryer grease that someone should eye for a limited edition scented candle or perhaps an empanada-shaped car air freshener.

Those of you who remember the OG CAE (Caramel Apple Empanada) will be thrilled to learn that, just like the original, the filling is served at roughly the temperature of the sun. Please be cautious when taking that first bite, lest you wind up with a tastebud impairing burn to go along with your dessert, especially if you’re a dessert-first kinda person like me.

All in all, the CAE is a delicious callback to a bygone era of Taco Bell, when there was a dessert on the menu you could pretend was vaguely healthy due to the presence of actual fruit imprisoned within its deep fried walls. The only demerit it receives is due to its unfortunately limited availability. So go get your hands on one while you can! Maybe if they sell well enough, Taco Bell will consider bringing them back on a more permanent basis. At least, a girl can hope.

Purchased Price: $1 with App Promotion ($2.99 regular price)
Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 280 calories, 13 grams of fat, 3.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 gram of trans fat, less than 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 260 milligrams of sodium, 38 grams of total carbs, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 14 grams of total sugar, and 3 grams of protein.