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In order to have the taste of bacon in your mouth all day, you could get bacon stuck in between your teeth, but that’s bad oral hygiene.

If only there was something that could make your pie hole… I mean, bacon hole smell like bacon, but yet something that doesn’t involve food rotting in between your teeth. Well, guess what? Mr. Bacon’s Bacon Flavored Toothpaste is the artificially flavored way to keep your teeth clean and breath bacon-y fresh all day.

If you’re interested in starting your day and ending your evening with bacon toothpaste, you can purchase a 2.5 ounce tube from the Archie McPhee website for $4.50.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, there is bacon floss, but no Listerine Bacon. Add the bacon toothpaste and bacon floss with bacon soap, and you have yourself the toiletry bag of loneliness.

Source: Foodbeast

Update: Click here to read our Häagen-Dazs Limited Edition Sweet Chai Latte review

My feelings about Haagen Dazs ice cream flavors are similar to how a 12-year-old girl thinks of Justin Bieber songs — it’s hard to not like them all. Also, just like a 12-year-old girl screams whenever she sees Bieber, I scream like a little girl whenever I see new Haagen Dazs ice cream.

Well, expect me to freak out anyone who happens to be in the ice cream aisle when I see for the first time the new Limited Edition Haagen Dazs Sweet Chai Latte and Blueberry Crumble ice creams.

According to the Haagen Dazs website, the Sweet Chai Latte ice cream is “inspired by the distinctive tastes of India, aromatic spiced chair tea is blended with rich, velvety ice cream to create this unique modern delicacy.” The Blueberry Crumble also has an equally adjective-heavy description, that says, “a comforting, classic dessert meets creamy, indulgent ice cream. simmered ripe blueberries folded into dense blueberry ice cream with rich, buttery cobbler crust crumbles.”

Half a cup of the Sweet Chai Latte has 250 calories, 15 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 80 milligrams of cholesterol, 45 milligrams of sodium, 23 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 21 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein, 10% vitamin A and 10% calcium. A half cup serving of Blueberry Crumble has 250 calories, 15 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 65 milligrams of cholesterol, 60 milligrams of sodium, 24 grams of carbohydrates, 21 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein and 8% calcium.

The Sweet Chai Latte ice cream is available until September, while the Blueberry Crumble ice cream is available until December.

Activia Parfait Crunch is the company’s latest product to get us to consume more Bifidus Regularis, which is not a spell Harry Potter can cast upon you so that you can poop on a regular basis. It’s Activia’s unique probiotic culture that helps you poop on a regular basis when consumed daily for two weeks as parts of a balanced diet and healthy lifestyle.

Activia Parfait Crunch combines their lowfat yogurt with fruit pieces and lowfat granola. It’s available in four flavors: Strawberry, Mixed Berry, Vanilla, and Peach. Each six-ounce cup contains 220 calories, 3 grams of fat and retails for $1.29.

Harcos Laboratories, the same company that brought us Zombie Blood Energy Potion and Blood Energy Potion, recently released their first chewable product — Zombie Jerky.

Sadly, it’s also their first non-caffeinated product.

The slimy green beef jerky (yes, slimy green) comes in an orange biohazard bag and is teriyaki flavored. Hmm…teriyaki flavored? I always imagined zombie flesh would taste like roadkill marinated in radioactive sludge with a hint of maggots.

A serving of Zombie Jerky contains only one gram of fat and 13 grams of protein. It’s currently available via the Harcos Labs website and a 1.25 ounce bag retails for $4.99.

I thought Eggo waffles were only good as syrup sponges, but after waking up from a syrup induced coma with my face in a pool of Mrs. Buttersworth’s, I found out they have redeeming nutritional qualities. There are vitamins and minerals in Eggo waffles, although I think they’re negated when I dump a 1/4 of a cup of syrup on them. But without syrup they’re like round Simpson yellow Flintstones vitamins.

Even though Kellogg’s are masters at providing consumers with essential vitamins and minerals in frozen waffle form, they’re not standing still and they’re taking it another step forward with their new Eggo FiberPlus Waffles.

It comes in two varieties: Eggo FiberPlus Calcium Buttermilk Waffles and Eggo FiberPlus Antioxidants Chocolate Chip Waffles. Eating two of these waffles provides 35 percent of your daily recommended intake of fiber. If you fear osteoporosis, two Eggo FiberPlus Calcium Buttermilk Waffles give you 35 percent of your daily calcium. If you want to boost your immune system, two of the chocolate chips ones will give you 20 percent zinc.

So suck it, milk and peanuts!