QUICK REVIEW: Panda Express Peking Pork

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Panda Express’ new Peking Pork is everything I wish the chain’s original Sweet & Sour Pork was years ago — breaded pork, onions, and green bell peppers in a sweet and sour sauce, without hot pineapples.

Because hot pineapple is THE WORST!

But, oddly, hot acidic fruit chunks didn’t stop me from choosing the chain’s Sweet & Sour Pork when it was available. I’d just move the fruit to the side, eat the rest of the entree, and then, after they’ve cooled down, let my fortune cookie’s fortune decide their fate.

“Treat yourself to something of quality.” Trash the pineapple.

“Stop searching forever, happiness is next to you.” Eat the pineapple.

“Keep your expectations reasonable.” Trash the pineapple.

“You will find hidden treasures where least expected.” Eat the pineapple.

The Peking Pork’s breaded pork chop pieces remind me of Chicken McNuggets, but thinner. I don’t know how long the batch I ate from sat before being served to me, but the breading didn’t have a crispy texture thanks to thick, goopy sauce around each breaded piece. The pork itself is a bit dry and firmer than any of Panda Express’ chicken dishes, but it’s still easy to chew.

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It’s been awhile since I had Panda Express’ Sweet & Sour Pork, so I don’t exactly remember what it tastes like. But I feel as if the Peking Pork’s sauce is less sour, which I don’t mind. It’s tastes great, but because it’s sweet, it kind of reminds me of other Panda Express dishes. Cutting through the sauce’s sugariness are the onions and bell peppers, which also add a bit of crunch that I wish the breading provided.

Overall, Panda Express’ Peking Pork is tasty addition to the chain’s lineup of sweet sauce dishes. Sadly, the hot pineapple-less sweet & sour pork dish I’ve always wanted from Panda Express is only available for a limited time.

Purchased Price: $10.70
Size: Large Entree Container
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (5.6 oz. serving) 400 calories, 180 calories from fat, 20 grams of fat, 4 grams of saturated fat, 40 milligrams of cholesterol, 960 milligrams of sodium, 35 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 19 grams of sugar, 20 grams of protein.

FAST FOOD NEWS: Jack in the Box Breakfast Pockets

Jack in the Box Breakfast Pockets

Jack in the Box’s new Breakfast Pockets remind me of Taco Bell’s Breakfast Crunchwrap, but without the hash brown patty. Why isn’t there a hash brown patty? After all, Jack in the Box has put one in a burger, a chicken sandwich, a burrito, and a mini fast food trough.

The hash brown-less Breakfast Pockets come with a freshly cracked egg, two cheeses, and your choice of sausage or ham in a grilled flour tortilla.

The Sausage & Egg Breakfast Pocket has 600 calories, 35 grams of fat, 15 grams of saturated fat, 275 milligrams of cholesterol, 1040 milligrams of sodium, 46 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 23 grams of protein.

The Ham & Egg Breakfast Pocket has 450 calories, 20 grams of fat, 10 grams of saturated fat, 250 milligrams of cholesterol, 960 milligrams of sodium, 42 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 20 grams of protein.

If you’ve tried a Breakfast Pocket, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Image via Jack in the Box’s website.)

REVIEW: Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Pumpkin Spice Doughnut

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This time of year people love to refer to those who adore pumpkin spice as “basic,” and they aren’t using that word in lieu of “standard” or “classic” – it’s a negative thing.

But basic doesn’t always have to be bad, and truth be told, pumpkin spice isn’t really all that basic compared to a lot of other flavors. Starbucks simply bred a generation of UGG-boot clad young girls that fawned over their PSL’s and tarnished the rep of us truly spicy folk forever.

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Some things are truly basic though, and I mean it in a good way. Sometimes the most basic things are the greatest, like chocolate chip cookies, white cake, vanilla bean ice cream, and a classic glazed doughnut. In a natural collision course of good versus bad basic, Krispy Kreme has cranked out a fresh spin on their money-making staple for several days only (for a second year) with the Pumpkin Spice Original Glazed Doughnut.

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The doughnut smells almost identical to Krispy Kreme’s iconic Original Glazed – yeasty, greasy, and sweet. Its color is notably darker, taken from a pure light tan to deep speckled brown. The size, shape, and overall appearance, aside from the color, is a classic KK affair.

The flavor is subtly spicy with little flourishes of cinnamon poking through the soft yeasty fried profile. There aren’t any deep earthy notes of cloves or nutmeg, and no discernible squashy pumpkin flavor either. The ingredient list didn’t offer me any clues, but to my palate, this is a KK glazed doughnut that’s spiked with a decent, but not aggressive, amount of cinnamon. Texturally, this pumpkin pastry is everything I’ve come to expect and love from the Kreme family – soft and doughy with a very light and airy bite that nearly dissolves on the tongue.

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Although the spice-level doesn’t thwart me into a cascading pile of crunchy leaves, what it does do very well is temper the usually hyper-sweet OG Krispy Kreme Doughnut. The presence of cinnamon helps balance out the intense sugariness of the glaze and makes it a much more well-rounded eating experience. I have no issues with the strong smack of sweet that the original version delivers but I know some people’s complaint about KK is they can be too cloying, and this may be a very short lived solution to that problem.

When washed down with coffee, as all doughnuts should be, the spicy cinnamon flavor becomes much more pronounced. Whereas the bitter coffee usually acts as a much-needed relief from most sugar-forward doughnuts, the bitterness actually causes a bit of a spicy sparkle that proves the existence of all those little brown dots and begins to channel the post-chew tingle of ginger.

Krispy Kreme’s Pumpkin Spice Original Glazed Doughnut isn’t a must-try by any means, but it isn’t a downgrade from their already stellar OG offering either. It’s a mellow and fun take on one of the best items the fast food industry offers, and if you’re in the area the next time this flavor inevitably pops up for “one day only,” it’s worth a stop, but don’t drive too far.

(Nutrition Facts – 190 calories, 100 calories from fat, 11 grams of fat, 5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 85 milligrams of sodium, 22 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 10 grams of sugar, and 3 grams of protein.)

Purchased Price: $1.29
Size: N/A
Rating: 8 out of 10
Pros: Airy, crisp glazed texture. Presence of spice helps balance out the sweetness. Cinnamon all over my errythang.
Cons: Subdued spices until activated by coffee. No true pumpkin flavor. Only available on special days.

PUMPKINUNDATION 2017 (RETURNS EDITION) – 10/4/2017

Here are some returning pumpkin products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of them, share your thoughts in the comments.

Jello Pumpkin Spice Instant Pudding Mix  2017

Jello Pumpkin Spice Instant Pudding Mix

(Spotted by Rik at Winco.)

Trader Joe s Dark Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Salted Caramels

Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Salted Caramels

Trader Joe s Pumpkin Biscotti  2017

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Biscotti

Trader Joe s Pumpkin Bagels  2017

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Bagels

Trader Joe s Pumpkin Spice Rooibos Herbal Blend Tea  2017

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spice Rooibos Herbal Blend Tea

Trader Joe s Pumpkin Waffles  2017

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Waffles

Trader Joe s Gluten Free Pumpkin Pancake Mix and Pumpkin Pancake and Waffle Mix  2017

Trader Joe’s Gluten Free Pumpkin Pancake Mix and Pumpkin Pancake and Waffle Mix

Trader Joe s Pumpkin Chai Spice Loaf  2017

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Chai Spice Loaf

Trader Joe s Pumpkin Cranberry Crisps  2017

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Cranberry Crisps

Trader Joe s Pumpkin Spice Scone Mix

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spice Scone Mix

Trader Joe s Pumpkin Shaped Sugar Cookie  2017

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Shaped Sugar Cookie

Trader Joe s Organic Pumpkin Spice Granola Bark  2017

Trader Joe’s Organic Pumpkin Spice Granola Bark

Baker Josef s Gluten Free Pumpkin Bread  Muffin Baking Mix  2017

Baker Josef’s Gluten Free Pumpkin Bread & Muffin Baking Mix

(Spotted by Rachel C and Sylvia at Trader Joe’s.)

Larabar Limited Edition Snickerdoodle and Pumpkin Pie Bars  2017 Bob K at Walmart  2017

Larabar Limited Edition Snickerdoodle and Pumpkin Pie Bars

(Spotted by Bob K at Walmart.)

Kauffman s Pumpkin Butter and Nuccina Pumpkin Spice Cookie Butter  2017

Kauffman’s Pumpkin Butter and Nuccina Pumpkin Spice Cookie Butter

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Big Lots.)

Cast Iron Skillet Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Brownie Baking Kit  2017

Cast Iron Skillet Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Brownie Baking Kit

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Big Lots.)

Maud Borup Cake in a Jar Mix  Pumpkin Spice and Salted Caramel  2017

Maud Borup Cake in a Jar Mix (Pumpkin Spice and Salted Caramel)

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Target.)

Ghirardelli Squares Milk Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Caramel Fall Assortment and Fall Duo  2017

Ghirardelli Squares Milk Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Caramel, Fall Assortment and Fall Duo

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Target.)

Adams Reserve Pumpkin Pie Dip Mix  2017

Adams Reserve Pumpkin Pie Dip Mix

(Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

H E B Limited Edition Pumpkin Creme Soda  2017

H-E-B Limited Edition Pumpkin Creme Soda

(Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

Also, if you want to send in photos and are wondering if we’ve already covered something, don’t worry about it. Let us worry about it.

FAST FOOD NEWS: Jack in the Box Pumpkin Spice Shake (2017)

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Update: We reviewed it! Click here to read our review.

Jack in the Box has rolled out a new Pumpkin Spice Shake during the most appropriate month to roll out anything pumpkin spice/pumpkin pie-flavored, and not in August, Pumpkin Pie Kit Kat.

It features real ice cream blended with pumpkin spice syrup and is topped with whipped cream, gingersnap cookie crumbles, and a cherry.

The fast food chain is calling this shake “new,” but it’s offered several pumpkin shakes over the years. We reviewed the Pumpkin Pie Shake in 2004 and the Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream Shake in 2013. So what’s “new” about this version? Well, the gingersnap cookie crumbles are new. But I’m not sure if the pumpkin spice syrup is different than the previous shake.

A regular size has 860 calories, 41 grams of fat, 30 grams of saturated fat, 1.5 grams of trans fat, 85 milligrams of cholesterol, 310 milligrams of sodium, 112 grams of carbohydrates, 92 grams of sugar, and 13 grams of protein.

If you’ve tried it, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Image via Jack in the Box’s website.)