REVIEW: Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Nacho Fries

Taco Bell’s new Grilled Cheese Nachos Fries applies the same technique used with the chain’s popular Grilled Cheese Burrito — put cheese on the exterior, wrap the whole thing in parchment paper, and smoosh it with a grill press for a few moments to turn the white and orange cheese into brown grilled-ness.

But does this fast food kung fu make these loaded Nacho Fries better than regular loaded Nacho Fries? I think it slightly improves it in some ways, but it’s not enough to make me declare on the internet that they all must be grilled henceforth.

The menu item comes with seasoned fries topped with seasoned beef, chipotle sauce, nacho cheese sauce, and a blend of mozzarella, Monterey pepper jack, and cheddar that gets the brunt of the grill press. If you wish for something with a little more heat, there’s a spicy version that includes jalapeño peppers, and if you want something less ground beefy, there’s also a steak variety on the menu. I went with the cheapest and mildest option.

The grilling makes the fries that have cheese seared onto them sturdy enough to withstand the chipotle and nacho sauce’s attempts to make everything soggy. But I wouldn’t say the grilled cheese makes them crispier. The grilling also turned what would’ve been a bunch of individual fries into a slab of spuds that looks like a burnt cheese aircraft carrier. Of course, your results may vary.

While the seasoned beef, chipotle sauce, and nacho sauce have a difficult time compromising the toasted layer’s integrity, they overwhelm the grilled cheese’s flavor. But I’m not going to complain too much about that because those three ingredients, plus the fries’ potato flavor, create a tasty combo. When I got a bite of the fries with just the toasted cheese and very few other ingredients, I noticed some of the same mild cheesiness that I’d tasted with the Grilled Cheese Burrito. The creamy chipotle sauce stood out the most for me flavor-wise, and it added a very slight kick. Its smoky, peppery taste negated the need for one of Taco Bell’s sauce packets.

While Taco Bell’s Grilled Cheese Nacho Fries are a limited time offering, I imagine they’ll be back eventually because it’s a clever variation of its loaded fries offerings. While I enjoyed it, I wished the toasted layer added a bit more crispiness and flavor.

Purchased Price: $4.99*
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 530 calories, 35 grams of fat, 9 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 50 milligrams of cholesterol, 1250 milligrams of sodium, 38 grams of carbohydrates, 6 grams of fiber, 1 gram of sugar, and 16 grams of protein.

*Because I live on a rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, things are a bit pricier here. You’ll probably pay less than I did.

REVIEW: KFC Mac & Cheese Wrap

In retrospect, the amount of KFC mac and cheese I consumed in my childhood was not advisable, but it did prime me perfectly to review the chain’s new Mac & Cheese Wrap, which includes three of my favorite things —- fried chicken, mac and cheese, and wacky combos. The new KFC Wrap variety accompanies the returning Spicy Chicken Wrap and Classic Chicken Wrap. But that’s all I have to say about those cheeseless bores, though!

Before ordering, I didn’t realize the combo comes with two wraps, so I went ahead and got the meal, which also includes a medium drink and a side of fries. The two wraps don’t have to be the same flavor, but you can bet your $8.49 that I wasn’t going to pass up the chance to choose double the mac.

When my order was called, I instantly realized why two is the magic number: these wraps are fun-sized, to put it politely. My go-to tortilla-based fast food is a Chipotle burrito, but portion-wise, a better comparison here is a Taco Bell burrito. Inside each teeny, toasted tortilla is one chicken tender, a sprinkling of mac and cheese, and, for good measure, some shredded three-cheese blend as well.

These wraps didn’t escape my pet peeve of all the fillings being packed towards the open end, leaving the other end sadly flat and dry, but I can’t even judge them too harshly because, boy, were they tasty. I’m more accustomed to seeing chopped chicken in wraps, but the length and width of a single tender made for a surprisingly good fit. I’ve previously sworn my allegiance to KFC in the fast food chicken wars, and these tenders only affirmed my loyalty, plump and juicy with an addictive crispy coating. And while this chain might not be as known for its noodles (it’s not called Kentucky Mac and Cheese, after all), I find them insanely craveable. The sauce is creamy, the macaroni is so soft and tender that it practically melts in your mouth, and the overall effect is so mild and comforting that I could eat a vat of it without even noticing. Luckily for my stomach, the wrap doesn’t contain a vat’s worth — more like a couple spoonfuls. The portion of shredded cheese is similar, though it tastes sharper, and is (or was in my order, anyway) notably unmelted. But the majority of the flavor definitely comes from the chicken and mac.

I could gripe that this wrap could use even more mac and cheese, but I’ve struggled so many times to cleanly fold an over-stuffed tortilla that I’m willing to give some grace. Plus, I’m in a charitable mood after such a delicious dinner! If you’re a fellow mac and cheesehead, I highly suggest you get yourself wrapped up in this new offering too.

Purchased Price: $8.47 for the combo (just the two wraps is $5)
Rating: 9 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 400 calories. Other numbers are not available on KFC’s website.

SPOTTED: 11/20/2023

Here are some interesting new products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of them, share your thoughts in the comments.

John Soules Foods Southern Style Minis
John Soules Foods Southern Style Chicken Breast Sandwich
John Soules Foods Spicy Chicken Breast Sandwich

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Walmart.)

Walmart Freshness Guaranteed Croissant Style Dinner Rolls

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Walmart.)

Wilde Protein Chips Spicy Queso

(Spotted by Sarah R at Sprouts.)

Reses’s Main St Bistro Twice Baked Double Cheese Potatoes

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Tom Thumb.)

H-E-B Mild Queso Crispy Loaded Shrimp Bites
H-E-B Cajun-Style Crispy Loaded Shrimp Bites
Meal Simple by H-E-B Truffle Macaroni & Cheese

(Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

Oladi To Organic Flour Tortillas
Oladi To Organic Jalapeno Tortillas

(Spotted by Sarah R at Sprouts.)

If you’re out shopping and see new products, snap a picture of them, and send them in via an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found them and “Spotted” in the subject line. Also, if you want to send in photos and are wondering if we’ve already covered something or if they’re new, don’t worry about it. Let us worry about it.

SPOTTED (SEASONAL EDITION): 11/19/2023

Here are some new seasonal products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of them, share your thoughts in the comments.

Favorite Day Cookie Pie Baking Kit
Favorite Day Peanut Brittle
Favorite Day Peppermint Snowflake Bark
Favorite Day Hot Cocoa Mix Tins
Favorite Day Merry Magic Hot Drink Bombs
Favorite Day Chocolate Dipped Sandwich Cookies
Favorite Day Frosted Peppermint Cookies Baking Kit
Favorite Day Trim the Tree Cookies Decorating Kit
Favorite Day White Chocolaty Santa
Favorite Day 12 Days of Chocolate Assorted Filled Chocolate
Favorite Day Holiday Pretzels
Favorite Day Holiday Tortilla Chips
Favorite Day Marshmallow Cocoa Toppers
Favorite Day Buttermints
Favorite Day Very Merry Holiday Gummy Box

(Spotted by Robbie, Amanda Y, and Van P at Target.)

If you’re out shopping and see new products, snap a picture of them, and send them in via an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found them and “Spotted” in the subject line. Also, if you want to send in photos and are wondering if we’ve already covered something or if they’re new, don’t worry about it. Let us worry about it.

FAST FOOD NEWS: Jack in the Box Girl Scout Thin Mints Shake, Boba Drinks, and Mini Cinnis

Jack in the Box wants to stuff our stomachs before Thanksgiving with a trio of new products.

The Girl Scout Thin Mints Shake is a thick and creamy chocolate mint flavored shake blended with Girl Scouts Thin Mints and finished with whipped topping and Thin Mints cookie crumbles. A regular sized cup has 780 calories, and a large has 1120 calories.

I didn’t have boba drinks on my fast food chain new products Bingo card, but here we are with two of them from Jack — Milk Tea with Boba and Iced Coffee with Boba. The former features freshly brewed tea with sweetened cream and vanilla, served over ice, and brown sugar Boba, while the latter has chilled High Mountain Arabica coffee as its base. Both drink have 280 calories.

Finally, there’s Jack’s Mini Cinnis that are bite-sized classic cinnamon rolls that are served warm and topped with icing. It’s available in 5-piece or 10-piece orders. Five pieces have 290 calories, and ten have 570 calories. I know. The math isn’t quite right, but that’s what the Jack in the Box website says.

If you’ve tried any of them, share your thoughts in the comments.

(Images via Jack in the Box.)