REVIEW: Burger King Extra Long Jalapeño Cheeseburger

Burger King Extra Long Jalapen?o Cheeseburger

With all of these “Extra Long” sandwiches Burger King has been pushing, I wonder if the fast food chain is bragging or overcompensating for something.

Anyhoo, the fast food chain’s latest limited time only menu item to use their hoagie bun is their Extra Long Jalapeño Cheeseburger. It features two flame-grilled 100 percent beef patties, mayo, ketchup, two slices of American cheese, iceberg lettuce, white onion slices, and marinated jalapeños.

Marinated jalapeños? Sounds fancy.

Well, after pulling out one of the jalapeño slices from my burger and trying it, I have to say it is fancy. Marinated jalapeños is a fancy name for pickled jalapeños because they taste and crunch exactly like them.

If you’ve tried all the previous Extra Long sandwiches, you’ve probably realized that this is basically their Extra Long Cheeseburger with jalapeños on it. If you’ve figured that out, congratulations my flame-grilled loving friend.

Burger King Extra Long Jalapen?o Cheeseburger 2

I counted six jalapeño slices on my cheeseburger. It’s enough to get a little jalapeño in almost every bite, but it’s not enough to add any significant heat thanks to the other parts of the burger. Eating the jalapeños separately brings a spiciness to my mouth that Burger King’s Fiery Chicken Fries could only dream of. But when eating the sandwich whole, the lettuce, ketchup, onions, and mayo are the firefighters that extinguish the jalapeños’ flames. Someone should totally make a sexy calendar with them.

While the peppers don’t bring the spicy, they do bring a flavor that’s familiar if you’ve had marinated…I mean, pickled jalapeños before. Their salty and peppery flavor is the most dominant in the burger. While the other toppings are strong enough to douse the jalapeños’ spiciness, they can’t hold a candle to the peppers’ flavor. All I could taste were the beef patties and their unique Burger King flavor, the American cheese, and the jalapeños.

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Burger King’s Extra Long Jalapeño Cheeseburger is okay and I would probably buy it again. But I do wish it was spicy enough to make me sweat a little. Also, Burger King could’ve gotten a little creative with it. Instead of the ketchup and mayo, they could’ve brought back their Angry Sauce (which is probably in the same storage facility as The King and his scary gigantic head) and used it to give the burger a unique flavor.

(Nutrition Facts – 590 calories, 310 calories from fat, 35 grams of fat, 13 grams of saturated fat, 1.5 grams of trans fat, 90 milligrams of cholesterol, 1190 milligrams of sodium, 45 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 9 grams of sugar, and 26 grams of protein.)

Item: Burger King Extra Long Jalapeño Cheeseburger
Purchased Price: $6.99 (small combo)
Size: N/A
Purchased at: Burger King
Rating: 6 out of 10
Pros: Decent burger I’d probably buy again. Jalapeños’ flavor. Enough jalapeños to get a little bit in almost every bite. One really green leaf of lettuce (seen in middle photo).
Cons: Not much creativity went into this burger. Lettuce, ketchup, onions, and mayo are the firefighters that extinguish the jalapeños’ heat. Sexy calendars of burger condiments. Marinated jalapeño is a fancy name for pickled jalapeño.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 8/21/2015

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Gevalia Kaffe Pumpkin Spice Latte K-Cups

Gevalia Kaffe Pumpkin Spice Latte K-Cups

Ugh! Two steps! That’s one step too many for a K-Cup. (Spotted by Rene at Target.)

Daisy Brand Sour Cream Tube

Daisy Brand Sour Cream Tube

This makes me want to brush my teeth with sour cream. (Spotted by Charmi at Foodland.)

H-E-B Cheese Sticks

H-E-B Cheese Sticks

Holy sticks! (Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

Ronzoni Healthy Harvest Ancient Grains Thin Spaghetti and Penne Rigate

Ronzoni Healthy Harvest Ancient Grains Thin Spaghetti and Penne Rigate

For some reason, I find the idea of putting an ancient grains product into a time capsule funny. (Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

Idahoan Mashed Potato Bowl (Roasted Garlic and Loaded Baked)

Idahoan Mashed Potato Bowl (Roasted Garlic and Loaded Baked)

Oooh. I could use this for my all-microwave Thanksgiving dinner. (Spotted by Kelly at Walmart.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

Also, if you’re wondering if we’ve already covered something, search our Flickr photos or use the Google Search box on the right (or below if you’re on a mobile device) to find out.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Pumpkin Spice Latte Milk Chocolate M&M’s

Pumpkin Spice Latte Milk Chocolate M&M's

Update: We reviewed it! Click here to read our review.

I’m more excited about the latte part than the pumpkin spice part. I mean, seriously, why hasn’t there been a coffee/mocha/latte M&M’s prior to this? (Spotted by Robbie at Target.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.

Also, if you’re wondering if we’ve already covered something, search our Flickr photos or use the Google Search box on the right (or below if you’re on a mobile device) to find out.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 8/20/2015

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Fanta Berry

Fanta Berry

A quick Google search shows that this isn’t really a new flavor. But if the banner on the corner says so, then I guess I’ll call it a new flavor. (Spotted by Andrew.)

Werther's Original Sugar Free Chocolate flavored Chewy Caramels

Werther’s Original Sugar Free Chocolate flavored Chewy Caramels

Have any of you ended up at a house that only passes out sugar-free candy for Halloween? (Spotted by Sylvia at Walmart.)

Birds Eye Steamfresh Disney Frozen Pasta & Carrots with a Tomato Sauce

Birds Eye Steamfresh Disney Frozen Pasta & Carrots with a Tomato Sauce

Birds Eye Steamfresh Disney Mickey Mouse & Friends Whole Grain Pasta & Corn with a Butter Sauce

Birds Eye Steamfresh Disney Mickey Mouse & Friends Whole Grain Pasta & Corn with a Butter Sauce

More Disney shaped pasta from Birds Eye. Here’s the other two we covered. (Spotted by John at Walmart.)

H-E-B Hey Joe! Coffee Squares

H-E-B Hey Joe! Coffee Squares

H-E-B Hey Joe! Latte Coffee Squares

H-E-B Hey Joe! Latte Coffee Squares

Hey Joe! I can’t enjoy this though. Because I live far away from an H-E-B, you know. (Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

Also, if you’re wondering if we’ve already covered something, search our Flickr photos or use the Google Search box on the right (or below if you’re on a mobile device) to find out.

COMING SOON: Mtn Dew Black Label

Mountain Dew Black Label

Update: We reviewed it! Click here to read our review.

There’s a new Dew, but it won’t be seeing a national rollout until 2016.

Mt Dew Black Label is a Dew with a dark berry flavor, real sugar, herbal bitters, and 83 milligrams of caffeine per 16-ounce can. According to Mtn Dew Kid, the number one source for Mountain Dew news, the beverage is currently being sold at colleges until the end of the year.

With herbal bitters, you might be wondering if there’s alcohol. There’s isn’t any. But there is one ingredient in the beverage that stands out to me — grape juice concentrate. Perhaps this is a classier version of the beloved Mountain Dew Pitch Black?

If you’ve tried it, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Image via Pepsico website)