The Impulsive Buy

  • SPOTTED ON SHELVES – Ben & Jerry’s Core Ice Cream

    Ben & Jerry's That's My Jam Core Ice Cream

    Ben & Jerry's Salted Caramel and Peanut Butter Fudge Core Ice Cream

    Ben & Jerry's Hazed & Confused and Karamel Sutra Core Ice Cream

    Look at us U.K. We’ve got Ben & Jerry’s Core flavors now. Yup, it’s no longer just “Core flavours”, it’s also now “Core flavors.” You’re not so special anymore. Although, I am jealous you have Ben & Jerry’s Baked Alaska. (Spotted by Andrew at SuperTarget.)

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  • REVIEW: Crest Be Adventurous Mint Chocolate Trek Toothpaste

    Crest Be Adventurous Mint Chocolate Trek Toothpaste

    Hey, partner! Are you ready for an adventure? Let’s go! Jump on the back of this train! Shhh, we’re stowaways! Avoid the lions! Climb a mountain! Keep hydrated! Crack a whip! Look, our trusty sidekick Short Round is here! (Holy Moly! Hi, it’s me!) Down the waterfall! Oh no, snakes! We hate snakes. We’re at the secret cave! The treasure is behind this rock. Let’s push it! Help us out, Short Round! (Okie!) Whoa! The treasure is … a tube of toothpaste! The treasure is a tube of toothpaste? The treasure is a tube of toothpaste.

    Oh hell no. (My teeth clean already! How ‘bout yours?)

    This is the “adventure”? (Look! It’s mint chocolate!) Hmmm. All right, Crest Be Adventurous Mint Chocolate Trek. Chocolate toothpaste is maybe a little bit of an adventure if you squint. Let’s check this toothpaste out.

    The first question is: Who is this for? The packaging is crafted, muted, and detailed. The colors used are tasteful. Adventurous is one of three in the Crest Be line of toothpastes. The others are Inspired and Dynamic. These aren’t child words. I suppose you don’t want to confuse kids by throwing them into the deep end of mint chocolate toothpaste, lest end up having them cake their teeth with Nutella before bed and thinking that’s hygiene when the babysitter is on watch. Crest Be Adventurous Mint Chocolate Trek is for adults. Adults who know about toothpaste rules and want to deny toothpaste rules. It’s a way to start your day or your night with a kick of fake “rebellion.”

    Crest Be Adventurous Mint Chocolate Trek Toothpaste Closeup

    It looks like mint chocolate chip ice cream, with a light green base specked with bits of brown. (Tastes like ice cream too!) Oh, Short Round is still here. Yes, it tastes a little bit like it too, at least like the mass produced Baskin-Robbins version of the flavor. Maybe that says more about the state of ice cream than it does this toothpaste. But most of all it smells like it. It smells like what mint chocolate chip ice cream smells like in my memory, like some Willy Wonka monstrosity. Oh, here come the Oompa Loompas. They’re carrying away Short Round. Strange…he’s going willingly. (Bye bye!) Okay, have fun, kid.

    It’s not that bad tasting. The toothpaste is a cool mint, less sharp than other mentholated toothpastes. This is probably for the ability to showcase the hint of chocolate, which can be compared to the dulled chocolate taste of an Oreo wafer. Actually, the entire brushing experience can be sort of compared to grinding up a bunch of holiday Oreos and sticking them in your mouth and then spitting them back out.

    It does feel a little strange/exciting to smear what tastes like chocolate all over my teeth. The weirdest part is the cognitive dissonance. My instincts say to consume some cookies, but my brain reminds me to eject it, resulting in feeling both teased and unsatisfied. A little bit like cookies ‘n cream methadone. The chocolate taste pairs pretty well with the mint, dissipating quickly, and less than five minutes after brushing, the mouth feels like it was brushed with any ol’ mint toothpaste.

    Crest Be Adventurous Mint Chocolate Trek Toothpaste Box

    It costs almost six bucks for a smallish tube, which is not a lot if you consider it an “adventure” as Crest does. (I do not!) Short Round is back! What’s up, dude? (I stab orange boy and he just lay there. I cut green hair off and make wig!) Oh, you did. We’ll have to dump that body later. Did you try the toothpaste, Short Round? (Oh yeah!) What did you think? (Taste okay but seems silly. You want chocolate, eat chocolate. Don’t be stupid. Novelty is novelty!)

    Sounds about right. (Real “adventure.” Yeah right, Crest.) Haha. (You want to explore unknown? Go explore true unknown. Death!) Oh, boy. I think I’m off board on that one. (Why? We all going to die. Accept it. Sweet release!) Okay. Well, that’s all for us. And for the record Crest Be Adventurous Mint Chocolate Trek Toothpaste is better than death. (That opinion!)

    Item: Crest Be Adventurous Mint Chocolate Trek Toothpaste
    Purchased Price: $5.49
    Size: 4.5 oz tube
    Purchased at: CVS
    Rating: 6 out of 10
    Pros: Pretty smooth, balanced flavoring. Is reminiscent of Oreo cookies. Smearing chocolate on your teeth without guilt.
    Cons: Pangs in stomach from “eating” candy, but not eating candy. Not sure why it exists. Costs more than regular toothpaste. Not really an adventure.

  • SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 2/12/2014

    Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

    Zesty Southwest Cheese Pringles

    I have to say, I wish Pringles would release more sweet flavors instead of these savory ones. Chip Review popped these open.
    (Spotted by Alex at Walmart.)

    Nature Valley Protein Cranberry Almond

    If your taste buds are tired of Nature Valley’s Oats ‘n Honey and Oats ‘n Dark Chocolate Protein Granola, give them a break with Nature Valley’s inconsistency named Cranberry Almond Protein Granola. (Spotted by Meral at Target.)

    Honey Maid Grahamfuls Cinnamon Creme

    Honey Maid Despicable Me and Chocolate Avengers Assemble

    BANANA! Poopaye! (Spotted by Dubba at Walmart.)

    Nabisco Cheese Nips Avengers Assemble

    Hulk smash Cheese Nips that don’t have a radioactive color like Hulk. (Spotted by Troy A at Walmart.)

    Orange Crush Dr Pepper Candy Twists

    Orange Crush and Dr Pepper candy twists? More like Orange Crush and Dr Pepper drinking straws. (Spotted by Logan at Schnucks.)

    Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

  • QUICK REVIEW: Jack in the Box Nacho Monster Taco

    Jack in the Box Nacho Monster Taco

    Purchased Price: $1.99*
    Size: N/A
    Purchased at: Jack in the Box
    Rating: 7 out of 10
    Pros: Best tasting of the Monster Tacos, so far. Has more flavor than the Bacon Ranch Monster Taco. My goodness there’s a lot of gooey nacho cheese sauce; so messy, but so tasty. The jalapeños give it a lot of flavor and a decent level of heat. Crispy shell…well, crispy on the shell’s outer edges. Jack in the Box expanding the Monster Taco line.
    Cons: Could’ve used a bit more jalapeño slices. If you hate having to lick nacho cheese sauce off your skin or clothes, you may not enjoy eating this messy taco. Grease-soaked shell…well, soaked on the shell’s inner part. Jack’s 2 tacos for 99 cents is a better deal. My desire for Jack in the Box to make a sweet Monster Taco variety.

    *Because I live on a rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, things are a bit pricier here. You’ll probably pay less than I did.

    Jack in the Box Nacho Monster Taco Innards

    Nutrition Facts: 333 calories, 196 calories from fat, 22 grams of fat, 6 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 17 milligrams of cholesterol, 930 milligrams of sodium, 241 milligrams of potassium, 23 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 9 grams of protein.

  • INTERNATIONAL SPOTTED ON SHELVES – Natrel Maple Milk (Canada)

    Natrel Maple Milk (Canada)

    Let’s all sing the milk song! Cow milk, soy milk, chocolate milk, almond milk, coconut milk, strawberry milk, rice milk, goat milk, oat milk, hazelnut milk, human milk, hemp milk, and maple milk. (Spotted by Alicia at FreshCo in Canada.)

    If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.