QUICK REVIEW: Jack in the Box Monster Taco

Jack in the Box Monster Taco

Purchased Price: $1.49*
Size: N/A
Purchased at: Jack in the Box
Rating: 6 out of 10
Pros: Tastes just like a regular Jack in the Box Taco. Parts of shell not soaked with grease are extremely crunchy. Now a regular menu item. Filling doesn’t fall out as easy as it does with Taco Bell tacos. Jack in the Box’s plans to come out with different Monster Taco varieties. Why do these tacos look so horrible, but taste so good?
Cons: Jack’s Two Tacos are more substantial and cheaper than a Monster Taco. The larger the taco, the larger the patch of grease it has. Has trans fat. The grease patch on the Monster Taco shell is almost the same size as a regular Jack in the Box taco.

Nutrition Facts: 267 calories, 152 calories from fat, 17 grams of fat, 6 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 23 milligrams of cholesterol, 531 milligrams of sodium, 264 milligrams of potassium, 19 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 3 grams of sugar, and 9 grams of protein.

*Because I live on a rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, things are a bit pricier here. You’ll probably pay less than I did.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 10/17/2013

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Tyson Chuck E. Cheese's Cheesy Chicken Nuggets

Hey, Chuck E. Cheese! You’re Chuck E. Cheese, not Chuck E. Chicken. Because after playing around in your entertainment area, kids mostly upchuck cheese. (Spotted by Dubba at Walmart.)

Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Grahams Strawberry Shortcake

These Strawberry Shortcake Goldfish Grahams look spotted…or have extra eyes! (Spotted by Dubba at Walmart.)

J.L. Kraft Ranch Dressing

Thanks to these new Kraft dressings, I learned Kraft is actually J.L. Kraft and J.L. stands for James Lewis. I also found out he was born in Stevensville, Ontario in Canada to Mennonite parents. Then I learned the Mennonites are a Christian group based around the church denominations named after Menno Simons of Friesland. Then I read about how Friesland is not where French fries were invented. (Spotted by Jeff at Walmart.)

Sara Lee Limited Edition Apple Pie Bagels

I could grab these Limited Edition Sara Lee Apple Pie Bagels from the bread aisle at my local grocery store, or I could walk to the store bakery 10 feet away and buy a real apple pie. (Spotted by Yuna at Target.)

Quaker Popped Buttered Popcorn

Buttered popcorn-flavored rice snacks? Finally, something that sounds much worse than buttered popcorn-flavored jelly beans. (Spotted by Adam at Safeway.)

Pepperidge Farm Bake at Home 2

Pepperidge Farm Bake at Home 1

Maybe my eyes are deceiving me, but those Pepperidge Farm Bake at Home breads look like they’re already baked. (Spotted by Adam at Safeway.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

REVIEW: Jack in the Box Munchie Meal Brunch Burger

Jack in the Box Brunch Burger Munchie Meal

Sadly, Jack in the Box’s Brunch Burger can’t be eaten at brunch time…or at breakfast, lunch, or dinner time. It’s available during the period of day that Taco Bell once called “The Fourth Meal” and others call “sleep.”

Because it’s part of Jack’s Munchie Meal menu, it’s available only from 9 p.m. to 5 a.m. So insomniacs, clubgoers, vampires, night owls, prostitutes, and Panamanian night monkeys who are near one of Jack’s 2,200 restaurants can enjoy this burger that combines products from three major farm animals: a beef patty and cheese made from cows; bacon from pigs; and a fried egg from chickens. It also has the largest fast food hash brown patty I’ve ever seen, mayonnaise, and a croissant bun.

I think the Brunch Burger is the most intriguing of the four Munchie Meal entrees, mainly because of my fascination with mysterious Mc10:35, which involves purchasing an Egg McMuffin before 10:30 a.m., waiting around for breakfast to stop being served, ordering a McDouble after 10:30 a.m., and then combining the two sandwiches. With Jack’s Brunch Burger, I can now have a breakfast-lunch hybrid sandwich available at weird hours that I don’t need to build myself.

Jack in the Box Brunch Burger Munchie Meal Halved

Although it appears to be more of a breakfast sandwich than a burger, the flavor balance between the two is about equal. The beef patty’s flavor, which isn’t masked by the usual burger condiments and toppings, stands out. The smoky bacon also helps give the sandwich a nice meaty flavor. Actually, because mayonnaise and its mild flavor is the only condiment on the sandwich, it’s easy for my taste buds to distinguish the different ingredients.

Jack in the Box Brunch Burger Munchie Meal Topless

The large hash brown patty provided a slightly greasy potato flavor, but the characteristic I was hoping the fried potato would bring the most, its crispiness, wasn’t there. The fried egg’s butteriness and yolk helped prevent it from being overwhelmed by the other ingredients. The American cheese melted wonderfully between the fried bacon and hash brown patty, and it did well in giving the sandwich a bit more flavor beyond its meatiness.

As a whole, I enjoyed Jack in the Box’s Brunch Burger and it’s the best Jack’s Munchie Meal entree of the three I’ve tried so far. But even though I made the point that the lack of condiments is a good thing, I can’t help but think it could’ve used some kind of sauce to make it better. Mayo is fine, but a Hollandaise sauce, which is probably a tall order for a fast food joint, would’ve been perfect for this sandwich.

If you’re an insomniac, clubgoer, vampire, night owl, prostitute, or Panamanian night monkey and you find yourself at a Jack in the Box while many of us are sleeping, give the Brunch Burger a try.

(Nutrition Facts – Munchie Meal (JITB website doesn’t provide info for just the sandwich) – 1708 calories, 951 calories from fat, 106 grams of fat, 29 grams of saturated fat, 3 grams of trans fat, 340 milligrams of cholesterol, 2993 milligrams of sodium, 1588 milligrams of potassium, 135 grams of carbohydrates, 11 grams of fiber, 9 grams of sugar, and 54 grams of protein.)

Item: Jack in the Box Munchie Meal Brunch Burger
Purchased Price: $5.00 (burger only)
Size: N/A
Purchased at: Jack in the Box
Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Pleasant meatiness thanks to the beef patty and bacon. There’s a hash brown in it! Lack of condiments make it easier to taste the different parts of the sandwich. Huge hash brown patty. Equal flavor balance of breakfast sandwich and burger. Not as messy as the other Munchie Meal entrees. Cheese melts wonderfully. A variety of textures.
Cons: Not available for brunch. Available when most people are sleeping. It maybe could’ve used some kind of sauce. Hash brown and bacon weren’t crispy. It’s probably super bad for you. Insomnia.

*Because I live on a rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, things are a bit pricier here. You’ll probably pay less than I did.

FAST FOOD FIVE – 10/16/2013

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Here are five recent fast food news bites:

Subway’s Falafel sandwich is now available in a few more locations, but not yet nationwide. Subway FalaFAIL! (via Grub Grade)

KFC China is offering a beef burger. I hope Burger King in China deciders to offer chicken in a bucket. (via Serious Eats)

New Zealanders are getting their beloved Georgie Pies back from the company that took them away. (via The New Zealand Herald)

Taco Bell is testing a Spicy Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco. Do they really need to test that? Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos are the iPhones of the fast food world because they’re going to sell a crap load of them no matter what. (via Grub Grade)

Burger King Japan makes a burger than can French kiss you. (via Rocket News24)

SPOTTED ON SHELVES (HALLOWEEN EDITION) – 10/16/2013

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Angie's Spooky Candy Corn Kettle Corn

I highly doubt this Angie’s Spooky Candy Corn Flavored Kettle Corn is actually spooky, unless it’s dusted with the dead souls of murderers or contains six grams of trans fat. (Spotted by Yuna at Target.)

Herr's Candy Corn Pretzels

Holy crap! Those pretzels have the measles AND yellow measles! (Spotted by Sylvia at Target.)

Kellogg's Rice Krispies Treats Monster Treats Sheet

Stoned Dracula and Frankenstein on the packaging are probably happy there’s two pounds of Rice Krispies Treats to help satisfy their munchies. (Spotted by Tim at Walmart.)

Limited Edition TruMoo Vanilla Halloween Orange Color

I wonder how many people are going to accidentally buy this thinking they bought orange juice. (Spotted by Maria at Walmart.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.