SPOTTED: Werther’s Original Cookie Butter Creme Caramels

That cookie butter creme better be gritty. (Spotted by John W at Dollar Tree.)

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REVIEW: Doritos Dinamita Sticks (Smoky Chile Queso, Tangy Fiery Lime, and Hot Honey Mustard)

In 1971, Goodmark Foods introduced Andy Capp’s Fries, a “unique alternative to potato chips” that “look like French fries, but crunch like chips.” Named for the English comic strip character — and perhaps peculiarly so, given their namesake’s penchant for drinking, gambling, borrowing money, fighting with his wife, flirting with young barmaids, etc. — Capp’s Fries have gone through several iterations throughout the years including Hot, Salsa, White Cheddar Steak, and Ranch, to name but a few.

Fifty-two years later, and no longer satisfied with its lack of footing in the crunchy snack-stick arena, Doritos is throwing its hat in the ring with three new stick-takes on its Dinamita line -— Smoky Chili Queso, Tangy Fiery Lime, and Hot Honey Mustard. Did the wait pay off? It did.

First, a note about all three Dinamita Sticks — because these are corn instead of potato-based, they run a little denser than those from its alcoholic British comic-strip counterpart. A closer comparison texturally would be Chester’s Flamin’ Hot Fries, another Frito-Lay product. But these are a bit heavier still. Reading the ingredient list tells me that Chester’s employs dried potato in addition to enriched corn meal. The nice thing about the Dinamita Sticks’ density is that they give you a fuller feeling than Andy Capp’s or Chester’s.

Smoky Chili Queso

I don’t know that I detected any smoky, but man, were these ever chili queso, with a pronounced emphasis on the chili. The first second or two is delightfully cheesy, and then comes the heat. And it’s a big heat, like an Arizona sidewalk on the 4th of July. It’s fast and it lasts. While I found the heat level enjoyable, it might be too much if you’re even slightly heat-averse. You have been forewarned.

Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (28 grams) 140 calories, 7 grams of fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 180 milligrams of sodium, 18 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, less than 1 gram of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.

Tangy Fiery Lime

Full disclosure: I’m not a lime guy. Well, okay, unless it’s in pie form. In which case, sign me up. But I’ve never been big on spicy things with a lime infusion. These things, however? They may have made me a convert. The lime in the TFL Dinamita is strong, but serves as a great complement to a heat that comes across as a bit sweeter than the spicy punch of the SCQ. It takes longer to build, too and is extinguished with each limey pop of a new Dinamita. I was surprised by how much I ended up liking these things.

Rating: 8 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (28 grams) 140 calories, 7 grams of fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 180 milligrams of sodium, 18 grams of carbohydrates, <1 gram of fiber, less than 1 gram of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.

Hot Honey Mustard

Did you hear that crack? That was the sound of a home run leaving the bat. THESE THINGS. It’s like a sweeter McDonald’s Hot Mustard nugget sauce, only in crunch form. So. it’s THAT kind of mustard — the sinus-burning, Chinese kind that those of us in the know dip their egg rolls and Rangoons into. There’s a sweet, honey-esque undertone that adds a welcome complexity. While I really found things to enjoy about all three Dinamitas, this one was my favorite.

Rating: 9 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (28 grams) 140 calories, 7 grams of fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 180 milligrams of sodium, 18 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, less than 1 gram of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.

Purchased at: All were purchased at Walmart
Purchased Price: $3.88 each

SPOTTED (SEASONAL EDITION): 9/29/2023

Here are some new seasonal products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of them, share your thoughts in the comments.

Tootsie Lumps of Coal Dots

(Spotted by Robbie at World Market.)

Quest Cinnamon Brown Butter Soft & Chewy Protein Cookie

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Target.)

H-E-B Sushiya Harvest Roll

(Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

Kirkland Signature Caramel Apple Mini Cake

(Spotted by Robbie at Costco.)

Miss Jones Baking Co Pumpkin Bread, Muffin, Cookie & Pancake Mix

(Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

The Modern Gourmet Feel the Burn Hot Sauce Gift Set

(Spotted by Robbie at Five Below.)

Path Halloween Design Water

(Spotted by Robbie at CVS.)

Amos Mummy Bandage Bubblegum

(Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

David’s Cookies Cranberry Pistachio Biscuits

(Spotted by Robbie at Costco.)

South Bend Chocolate Company Candy Corn Crunch

(Spotted by Robbie at World Market.)

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SPOTTED: Pilgrim’s Buttery Popcorn Chicken

This should probably be eaten while watching Scott Pilgrim Takes Off on Netflix in November on Thanksgiving Day. Also, I guess if you want to be extra, you could do all that while on a pilgrimage to somewhere. (Spotted by Amanda Y at Walmart.)

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SPOTTED: DiGiorno Classic Crust PIzzas

DiGiorno Classic Crust Pepperoni PIzza
DiGiorno Classic Crust Meat Lovers Pizza
DiGiorno Classic Crust Cheese PIzza

The Pepperoni one is made with signature sauce and sliced & diced pepperoni. Meat Lovers has pepperoni, sausage and bacon. The Cheese one simply topped with mozzarella cheese. There’s also a Supreme flavor with pepperoni, sausage, colorful peppers, and onions. (Spotted by John R at Walmart.)

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