SPOTTED: DiGiorno Classic Crust PIzzas

DiGiorno Classic Crust Pepperoni PIzza
DiGiorno Classic Crust Meat Lovers Pizza
DiGiorno Classic Crust Cheese PIzza

The Pepperoni one is made with signature sauce and sliced & diced pepperoni. Meat Lovers has pepperoni, sausage and bacon. The Cheese one simply topped with mozzarella cheese. There’s also a Supreme flavor with pepperoni, sausage, colorful peppers, and onions. (Spotted by John R at Walmart.)

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REVIEW: Spicy Queso Funyuns

I once played this video game… I don’t remember the exact name, but the object was to find as many golden rings as possible.

This furry blue dude ran around collecting them so that he could eventually buy his freedom from a mad scientist shaped like an egg. His name was “Static” or something. I think it was based on a true story.

Anyway, those golden rings always reminded me of Funyuns. Why? I don’t know. This is clearly a fake story, so just go with it. I mean, come on, who’s never heard of Sarnac the Muskrat?

I’ll say this: if ol’ Sarnac had to collect Spicy Queso Funyuns, he’d probably just end up keeping them all for himself and dealing with the consequences.

Yeah, those exist. In a rare move, Frito Lay has let Funyuns branch out with a new Spicy Queso flavor.

I needed a little ring redemption after my last review of Snyder’s Oktoberfest Rings, and while I liked these a lot, I gotta let you know the bad before the good – they don’t really taste like Funyuns.

I believe they set out to add a cheese flavor to the iconic flavor, but the onion essence basically gets spiced out. It’s a bit of a bummer, but I suggest approaching these as Funyuns in shape and texture form only. If you’re familiar with Frito Lay’s queso dip, I think these actually tasted like it in crisp form, so there’s some good brand synergy there.

As I crunched on, I started getting flavor vibes of two other snacks – Andy Capp’s Hot Fries and the recent Chili Cheese Doritos 3D’s. If you know Hot Fries, the heat level is slightly below those, but they have very similar textures. The lingering level of spice and cheesiness reminded me of 3Ds, although those leaned more towards a “beefy” chili flavor, so just imagine a Funyun ring that tastes like a spicy cheddar with a pinch of jalapeño. I’ve never tried Flamin’ Hot Funyuns, but I suspect those are slightly hotter overall.

As far as the crunch goes, I was pleasantly surprised. I’ve compared Funyuns to Cap’n’ Crunch in the past because they usually tear my palate up. Thankfully, that didn’t happen here because the usual mouth shred paired with a spicy flavor probably would’ve destroyed my tastebuds.

Overall, these are very solid, but I was completely satisfied with a small bag. The flavor is nice, but I wish the typical Funyun flavor was ramped up. I’ve never dipped an onion ring in queso, so who knows, these could be 100% accurate. They’re not an improvement on the originals but a strong spinoff. As far as ring-based snack reviews go, I’m batting .500.

Maybe this will lead to further expansions of the Funyuns brand. Trader Joe’s used to make a Sweet Onion-flavored Funyun knockoff that was elite, and I’d love to see Frito-Lay try that next.

Here’s hoping my next review isn’t ring-based because I don’t feel like doing a bit about watching that one horror movie. It was about a ghost mime coming out of a videotape or something. I think it’s based on a true story.

Purchased Price: $2.49
Size: 2 1/8 oz bag
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 7 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (about 13 pieces) 140 calories, 6 grams of fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 160 milligrams of sodium, 19 grams of total carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of total sugars, less than 1 gram of fiber, and 2 grams of protein.

PUMPKINUNDATION 2023: Chobani Limited Batch Pumpkin Spice Oatmilk

This is a drink and shouldn’t be confused with Chobani’s Pumpkin Spice Oatmilk Coffee Creamer. Well, technically, you can also drink the creamer and I won’t judge you for that. (Spotted by Sarah R at Sprouts.)

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SPOTTED: Frankford Green Apple Gummy Pickle Spears

Nothing from Frankford surprises me anymore. (Spotted by Robbie at Five Below.)

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SPOTTED: New Stranger Things Surfer Boy Pizza Varieties

Stranger Things BBQ Recipe Chicken Surfer Boy Pizza
Stranger Things Spicy Combo Surfer Boy Pizza
Stranger Things Surfer Special Surfer Boy Pizza

New Stranger Things Surfer Boy Pizzas that don’t have a season to promote. Here’s what the original flavors were. (Spotted by @blairs1 at Walmart.)

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